A Lesson Well Taught

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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby WarpedWiseMan » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:40 pm

No.

He "need pece"

I found this thread to be a charming tale of an up and coming psycho murderer who found someone with a learning disorder and ends up teaching him the value of a stab in the gut.
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Projeear » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:48 pm

WarpedWiseMan wrote:No.

He "need pece"

I found this thread to be a charming tale of an up and coming psycho murderer who found someone with a learning disorder and ends up teaching him the value of a stab in the gut.


Yup. He just spent five minutes begging me to open my gate. If not suspicious enough, he wouldn't back away so I could come out and help him cover his scents from the "battle/slaughter".

After a 5-second count down, he backed off. I went out, my key alt closing the gate, and began walking down the road to help him with said business. He then starts following me and my cart of containers, threatening to kill me.

I circle around - albeit, i got away seemingly too easily - and headed back into my compound.

He says that it was a joke. He previously "Joked" this on my villagers, chasing them whilst shouting.

Nethertheless, I'm now keeping my distance, because I'm a paranoid bastard.

I've told him to keep away from me and the villagers, and that I no longer trust him.

Edit;
After writing this and checking the party chat, he's apparently gone back to "GUARGARAARARGH"ing at my villagers and chasing them. Sigh.
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby ravenguard19 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:51 pm

OMG u dont know what joking means? i wanted to try mining in your mining hole to help u and then u said that i need to back off after some time off talking i went back and he opened gates and then i followed him and was joking with this killing

"stop this right now its not funny" u should say that instead of just making smiles etc.
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Projeear » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:06 pm

ravenguard19 wrote:OMG u dont know what joking means? i wanted to try mining in your mining hole to help u and then u said that i need to back off after some time off talking i went back and he opened gates and then i followed him and was joking with this killing

"stop this right now its not funny" u should say that instead of just making smiles etc.


Projeear: Now to cover those scents. *Goes to gate with alt*
Alt: Back Away
Raven: Open
Alt: Raven
Raven: Omg
Alt: I don't trust anybody
Raven: OMG
Raven: Cmon
Raven: It's a trust test
<moments later, because I'm too lazy to type it all out>
Alt: Ok, Look,
Alt: Back Away, or I'll sling you to death.
Alt: You're now a threat to me, right now.
Raven: haha,
Raven: sling cant harm guy in armour
Raven: ^^
Raven: ok
Alt: I like you.
Raven: Open
Alt: You're a nice guy
Raven: I will stay here (4~ tiles away from gate...)
Alt: But you're dangerous to me, right now.
Alt: Back further away.
Raven: I will not move (ie, when gate opens)
Alt: I am. Not. Stupid.
Raven: I promise
Alt: No.
Alt: Further away.
Raven: I aid iam PROMISE
Raven: Raven never lies
Alt: If you don't want to come in, you won't mind going further away.
Raven: ^^
Alt: Look, the longer you argue, the longer your scents are out there.
Raven: I will not move.
Alt: I only want to come out to help you.
Alt: I will go down to my mine, and stay there, if you don't move.
Raven: I am not moving
Raven: from there
Alt: 5
Alt: 4
Raven: i don't know why ure staying there
Alt: 3
Raven: Omg *moves an acceptable distance away down the road*
Alt: Thank you
Raven: Like a woman
Alt: xD
*Projeear main moves out, alt opens/locks gate*
Projeear: Seee?
Projeear: But thank you
Projeear: For not trying to come in.
Projeear: Let's hide those scents, eh?
*walks past Raven with cart of containers, along the paved road, once past him;*
Raven: no
Raven: now i kill u
Projeear: Hm?
Projeear: Don't be silly. (Raven begins to follow, Projeear at full speed :lol:)
Raven: iam killing u now
Projeear: oh
Raven: youre a dead man walking

I now leave the party, hop around a corner out of sight into the trees, leave the party, circle around (slowly) and head back into my compound. Raven is gone.

I then write the above, and so forth.
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby ravenguard19 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:14 pm

I was waiting for u at the place where i killed him adn when i was getting there i was saying (i was thinking that youre behind me ^^) "haha projeear i killed u but youre alive, ure cheating :P" or something like that but then he said that iam a threat for him ^^
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Projeear » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:16 pm

Why can I never go a month of gameplay without some fucking Drama creeping up? I tried really hard to avoid trouble this time around... I shouldn't of gone after those thieves. Sigh. It was supposed to be a simple retrieval/steal-back-stolen-shit mission D: ...

All I want to do is mine, live and listen to my Lord of the Rings Audiobook in peace.
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby ravenguard19 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:18 pm

This is not a drama but my fucking failed joke :/
iam sorry mate i scared u
now lets be freind again read what i said in-game
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Saphireking65 » Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:56 pm

I don't think he was scared, more like "I'm not putting up with this shit".
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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Hearrthling » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:52 am

I think Projeear wrote too much...

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Re: A Lesson Well Taught

Postby Russian_Mafia » Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:57 am

LOL :lol:
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