The Journey To Roadville

[Inspirational175]

I left home with my mystical toad, Sage Toad for lands unknown. We walked and walked, we came across naughty noobs, delightful deer, fierce foxes and boring bears. They tried to prematurely end our journey, but they could not. We had The Will of Jorb on our side along with The Staff of Loftar. Sage Toad and I slayed one delay after another with our large well taken care of 80s styled hair flowing in the wind. Once we were done slaying all of the delays.

We spotted, in the distance; the ruins of a mighty civilization. I ran over, with Sage Toad in my hands and exclaimed "Our journey is at an end!" Indeed it was at an end, but the looting still needed to be done. I built several crates, prepared a cart and started to uproot the neglected overgrown crops.

I finally finished the looting, but there was still a mystery to be solved. What happened to this mighty civilization? We looked around. Sage Toad hopped off of me and found a runestone that read "Roadville." then we looked for more and found another runestone that read "Fuck this guy." We continued to look, but could not find the cause of their demise. What happened to Roadville?

[Vigilance]

They had gold.

[Inspirational175]

It seems like there are still people living there, whats up with that?

[Vigilance]

Wouldn't be surprised if there were.

[Inspirational175]

I guess I'll murder them for being greedy later, it seems like only the noobs survived.

[tempwad]

i'm ls of Roadville.

it is memorial city of ancient civilization, don't touch anything.

and yes, we still living here, just a few peaceful russians and ukrainians.
watching, repairing, keeping authority - our job.

[Patchouli_Knowledge]

They ended up being collateral damage from the war between Pandemonium coalition and NNN and are a shadow of what they used to be. They are still around though.

[Inspirational175]

Ah, okay. I won't kill them then ^_^.

[Fiyero]

Ah, okay. I won't kill them then ^_^.

Aren't you merciful? *eye barrel roll*

People like you make me

[Inspirational175]

laughs, true, true.