[RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Agents

Company of Dwarves seeking thief for dangerous mission. Find a group or village to play with here.
imanique
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Teletext wrote:"It is a secret HaH organization."

Not more lol...
My bad - It was secret, now it is undercover. ; )
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How do we know you aren't secretly our leaders working IN CONSPIRACY in order to DETECT and FIND spies within their villages?

Prove to us your words are true -- "reach out and touch someone." Have someone of status assassinated.
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Sarchi wrote:How do we know you aren't secretly our leaders working IN CONSPIRACY in order to DETECT and FIND spies within their villages?

Prove to us your words are true -- "reach out and touch someone." Have someone of status assassinated.
The Agency says: Prove to us that our words are false. This is a secret agency, you have to be a member to understand how it works.
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I agree with sarchi, assassinate someone of importance, and have ervery member of the organisation in your kin list change their name to Jason Bourne :lol:
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Just a heads up, any of your "Agents" i find out are dead. Just lettin you know. have a nice day. :)
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painhertz wrote:Just a heads up, any of your "Agents" i find out are dead. Just lettin you know. have a nice day. :)
You haven't found any of our Agents. Keep dreaming. ; )
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imanique wrote:
painhertz wrote:Just a heads up, any of your "Agents" i find out are dead. Just lettin you know. have a nice day. :)
You haven't found any of our Agents. Keep dreaming. ; )

Well yeah, because I'm not running around the map looking for the noobiest possible noobs wearing nothing but linens.... Please.
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Lets see first if you were really an agency and stuff you should be able to take someone out to prove you mean business (mentioned above) heck kill me and I'll vouch for you (good luck finding me), secondly why would someone really want to join you guys besides role playing, and thirdly why mention yourselves at all the best ones are the ones that you don't know about.
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So what are your agents reporting? "Today our village tamed a cow . . ."
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The Agency says: We are not going to answer any stupid questions nor to give in to anyone's pressure. We are not going to prove anything to anyone. We do our job in shadows of the night - that is the reason why we keep growing and avoid pointless/useless confrontation with naughty players/villages/cities/towns/tribes (what saves our time and let us focus on our objectives).

We are aware that there are BAD-EVIL players that are bored with HnH and have a good time when they bully/rape/rankle/tease/kill other (innocent?) players. We are aware that they WOULD LOVE to know who we are (our leaders and best players) just to try to slaughter us and then say: "Weee KiLLD Da Agency". We are not going to give them this pleasure. ; )

Instead of this we are going to offer them a fight with a shadow.
warhamer wrote:thirdly why mention yourselves at all the best ones are the ones that you don't know about.
We are not "the best ones". We are Agency that hires many players (even new players, farmers). You do not understand the idea of communication and giving orders, look:
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There are small groups of Agents who receive their orders from Administration via Trusted Agents. We cannot let new players know who is behind this Agency (Safety procedures). Special Agent 1 can contact Special Agent 2 and get to know about his Agents (Trusted members can do so - but Special Agent 2 does not have to tell Special Agent 1 who he is giving orders to). When you are a New Agent, then you may not know many Agents. When you become "Agent", then you probably will meet a few other Agents. When you become "Special Agent", then everything changes. You get to know the Administration, some other Special Agents and you get your OWN agents (you advise, pass orders and give orders to them).

We cannot tell you more (outsiders cannot know too much about us).

The Agency thinks of giving some reports to the public, but this is a bit dangerous because you would get to know how we work (where some of our agents are/were) and that might make our job a bit more difficult.
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