[RECRUITMENT][W5 Intelligence Agency] Looking for new Agents

[Tonkyhonk]

intelligence agency run by not-so-intelligent people?

so when is this event coming up that you promised with reports?

[imanique]

The agency is not going to answer any questions on this forum (If you have any question then send me PM). We will only give here news.

The are too many birdbrains (like the one above) to waste any second on their primitive provocations.

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[ninja_yodeler]

The are too many birdbrains (like the one above) to waste any second on their primitive provocations.

but you wasted several seconds on her while replying that you would not waste any seconds on her

[goodyman8]

The agency is not going to answer any questions on this forum (If you have any question then send me PM). We will only give here news.

The are too many birdbrains (like the one above) to waste any second on their primitive provocations.

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you my dear sir,must have the brains of an more advanced human being.
considering your behavior.
besides you are pro in keeping promises.
you deserve a sticker for making such an intelligent dis.
hats off.

[goodyman8]

I don't get it while people try to do something that is impossible or at least start small and grow stronger than trying to be a superpower at once like it will magically appear out of thin air

OMG, and there you go again. I hope I am going to say it for the last time.

This is an intelligence agency. We are not a superpower village where you can find dozens of farmers and warriors. We are a secret group of people that are spread around World 5. Our agents are in places where... it is worth to have agents (that is all we can say to you). It does not mean that we are harmless. We can - in any time - give orders to any of our agents to move to some position and to do anything. And it does not matter who you are and how many friends you have - you are not safe because you meet people. And if the agency have a problem with you, then in some time you will meet our agents - and that might be a hairy experience. And the thing is that you will not know when they are going to get you. You won't even know how they will be looking like. You won't even know if they are going to get you. Our people are around the W5 looking for our targets. You might not even know that you've been taken out by the agency.

We need no glory, we need no fame - we need our objectives being done. The less you know the better is it for us. Dot, end.

Our agents are under-covered and crafty - they gain your trust, ask you for help and suddenly it turns out that you think you're helping your friend but you do not know that your friend is a secret agent - is it clear enough? Secrecy is the only thing that help us to do our job and grow without being recognized and confronted.

We are a secret agency. We cannot tell THE PEOPLE what are our real goals (some good, other dishonorable). We are conspicuous, we say little and that's why you hate us - because you ALWAYS want MORE. You want to know MORE and MORE about things that you cannot know MORE.

Only trusted agents know what the hell is going on here and who the Agency is really working for - because IT IS WORKING FOR SOMEONE. IT IS FU..piiii..IN' OBVIOUS. And it is a pity that there are so many mentally challenged people that DO NOT GET THAT.

(sorry for double post people).
since i just insulted this,am i on the hitlist?
and 'we gain trust we backstab the sh* out of you and p1ss on your skeleton and put it in our basement'.
so basically you guys= fancy organized spy raiders that think they do anything good.
and if some of you guys are wondering why i hate it so much?
its utter bullsh*t and these people watch too much 007 and think they are helluva lot better then the normal and famed folks.
send the 'agency' my regards

[burgingham]

U mad bro?

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Also, funny how each and everyone is dumb but you. Surely dozens of players with years of experience in this game all telling you that you are one big failure are all just plain stupid and wrong, while you are the only intelligent being on this forum. Thus it definitely requires you to get out of your mind mad at us when we make fun of you. Should just ignore it when we all are such inferior minds. Get real...

[borka]

better being a nice and cute singing birdbrain then such a loudmouthing nobody...who's intel is that bad that he even doesn't intel who is who on forums...

huzzzaaaahhh !!!

[theo1170]

Stop feeding the troll, this is obviously a joke.

[imanique]

Also, funny how each and everyone is dumb but you. Surely dozens of players with years of experience in this game all telling you that you are one big failure are all just plain stupid and wrong, while you are the only intelligent being on this forum. Thus it definitely requires you to get out of your mind mad at us when we make fun of you. Should just ignore it when we all are such inferior minds. Get real...

1. Get a rest - this is only a game.
2. U don't know who runs "the shit" - some of those are old players that you know and their lol when they see how much "real" you get about this. : )

Take it easy, Dude.

[imanique]

Stop feeding the troll, this is obviously a joke.

You have no freaking idea how much happy I'd be if you JUST stopped posting here. ; )

Just be silent and everyone will be happy. You'll be running your villages and we'll be running our agency. We (all) need nothing more, isn't that right?

If I had the power I'd close this thread and let the people see what we are - if someone liked it, then he'd send PM. If not, then he'd click the "X" in the TOP RIGHT CORNER.