How do I: Bowel Movements

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Myrtle
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How do I: Bowel Movements

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I couldn't figure this out on the wiki, so I'm now posting here hoping to get a helpful answer:

My char is severely overstuffed. She clearly needs to take a fat, nuclear bomb-like shit. And I mean like... right fuckin now.. Its getting bad.. really bad.. she's not walking right anymore...

IS THIS FRIVOLOUS CONSTIPATION PERMANENT? WILL SHE FOREVER BE FILLED TO THE BRIM FULL OF SHIT?

In my attempt to relieve her aggressive turd tortuga, I have brought with me: a low q shovel, some bandages to wipe my ass, a low q turd-slinger (for protection from shit-eaters, of course), and last but not least.. my poo-pregnant, fat-assed, fecal hoarding, bitch of a char.

Wut do?
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btaylor
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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At first I wanted to help answer your question but after reading this... I don't want to anymore.
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Myrtle
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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Aw, what gives?
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Chakravanti
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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Myrtle wrote: Wut do?
Cut that shit out, yo.
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me
Well I am death, none can excel
-Ralph Stanley, O Death!
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Myrtle
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

Post by Myrtle »

That's what I'm attempting to do.
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Clovery
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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Landscaping -> Plow Field till your stamina drop down, drink water, plow, drink, plow, drink, have fun.
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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pretty sure he/she isnt serious...

and if he/she is, he/she must be 13
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Clovery
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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Actualy he can use toilet for this...
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Infi
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Re: How do I: Bowel Movements

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I would suggest taking a swim. It really takes pressure of your stomache.
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^^
this
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