When Russians Attack!!

[TheTylerLee]

so im minding my own buisness cleaning up shit in my pali.. when suddenly i catch movement out of the corner of my screen!!!
2 russians come to my door,, and ask to trade.. they were wearing bear capes and slings,,

I have no armor at the moment,, so i decided to hearth inside,
I enter and exit my door every 5 seconds so they cant build up aim at me with the slings,,
i open the door a few times later, and there are 4 russians,, i quickly memorize 3 of them and rename them "Russian bitch"
after 15 minutes of them shooting rocks at me and epicly failing i decided to create this post,,,
while posting i realised i needed a pic...

i go out side and to my supprise they are gone!!!
I Tap Ctrl+H And there they are,,, all 4 of them behind the exact same tree LoL



I guess this means war?

[martenx]

Yup

[slipper]

They just want to trade.

[TheTylerLee]

They just want to trade.

ahah ,,, riiiigght

[Lahrmid]

You sure they're russian?

[Sarchi]

They probably just want to be your friend.

[Grog]

You sure they're russian?

[deadlyhabit]

the word 'russian' in this game doesn't refer to people who live in the country of Russia

it is just an adjective used to describe anyone who is an ass

also lol @ how you have hide off by default, you should also probably download the wall shortener rather than hiding them, I think it helps with gates too, can't remember though, not played in a while

[hazzor]

They just want to trade.

they want to trade their rocks for all your valuables, that's why they keep throwing them over the palisade

[Lahrmid]

the word 'russian' in this game doesn't refer to people who live in the country of Russia

it is just an adjective used to describe anyone who is an ass

HEAR YEE, HEAR YEE;

The expert has explained!

lolwut?