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TheMan
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I wonder...

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why is the whole year one season?

why does everything in the world look like a penis

why are cow skulls on sticks making magic barriers?

how can ppl see glowing footprints(why do they glow?)

how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?

got any post em :)
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Why does a rowboat move more like a motorboat?
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TheMan wrote:how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?
What? Rats/frogs get smashed by wagons and carts.
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TheMan wrote:why is the whole year one season?

why does everything in the world look like a penis

why are cow skulls on sticks making magic barriers?

how can ppl see glowing footprints(why do they glow?)

how can a little rat/frog hold a whole cart driven by ox?

got any post em :)
1. because you are gay and see what you want to see

2. because skulls are magical have you ever read the big book of magic?

3. they don't actually see them the smell them, and the stink is so bad that it glows

4. the don't hod up the cart they hold up the cow pulling the cart, carts squish lesser animals.
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If a naked heartling is using both hands to carry a log; Where is he keeping 8 woodblocks in his inventory :idea:
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ninja_yodeler wrote:If a naked heartling is using both hands to carry a log; Where is he keeping 8 woodblocks in his inventory :idea:
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How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?
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painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?
how many dicks do hearthlings have?
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...
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hazzor wrote:
painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?
how many dicks do hearthlings have?
Two, regardless of gender.
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TeckXKnight wrote:
hazzor wrote:
painhertz wrote:How can you both row a boat and hold "another" boat over your head? Dick rowing?
how many dicks do hearthlings have?
Two, regardless of gender.
interesting...
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...

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