FULL STORY: T'was 2 days ago, our village had recently lost our deer antlers to a thief. So we had to get a new one. Before we went out to go boating, we encountered someone with a toga. We assumed he was a newb, and we told him to go the fuck away. As soon as we said that, he goes away, and we go out to look for a deer. But, once we find the lone deer we oh so desperately needed. He comes with a guy, in Necromancer Robes and a Bear Cape. We tried killing the deer, but we knew death would be inevitable once we tried to take it into our boats. So we scurried home. Next day, one of our villagers ( not mentioning any names) Invites someone to our camp, he had no idea who he was, and it was quite peculiar. Someone asks where the village key is, and no one has it. The newb took it. Sabotage. Yesterday was the hardest we'd have worked, and about 30 minutes ago...
To my horror, I found this:
I don't know who it was, but there was a battering ram, and an unknown HF in front of our gates.
I assumed the worst. I now have to get the fuck out.
