Does Jorb Hate Or Love Being Whipped?

[Devour]

BOATMINDING

I think we found another credo too, guys.

Boatminders
With the power of tradition and a love of water, these fearsome warriors roam the rivers and lakes of the Hearthlands, trading goods for useless, useless copper coins. Often motivated only by the lust for the suicidal waters, but too manly to take the easy way out, they wait for the day Loftar implements an insta-death boating mechanic, such as sinking randomly.

[Naxza]

BOATMINDING

I think we found another credo too, guys.

Boatminders
With the power of tradition and a love of water, these fearsome warriors roam the rivers and lakes of the Hearthlands, trading goods for useless, useless copper coins. Often motivated only by the lust for the suicidal waters, but too manly to take the easy way out, they wait for the day Loftar implements an insta-death boating mechanic, such as sinking randomly.

Now just to MINDFORCEBOATETCETERA that on Loftar!