HEY, F@#K YOU MURDEROUS SCUMBAGS!

[WatsonX]

It was just an ordinary morning in the hearth lands. I was out, minding my own business, looking for curios. I had just found an ant empress and was making my way north up to some noob settlement. When i finally arrived, i saw a guy in a bear cape standing there. I wasn't really worrying about him though and kept walking. Suddenly i see that he aggroed me and was coming my way. I turned around and got punched then he started jumping, so i figured he must not be all that great at combat. A couple seconds later, a guy in a bear cape and necro robe walked up. I started dashing and calling thunder and he was taken back by it. He moved away from me, but as he did two more guys came up and circled me. I knew i was dead at that point; and then another guy walked up! He must have been calling back-up in fear of my awesome pvp skills. So they hit me a few times and i tried to make a break for it (stupidly). I got hit running and was easily knocked out. They stood around me for a few seconds and then one of them started attacking me. I died.

The thing that really pisses me off though, is that they didn't say one word to me; not one word. What a bullshit way to die. If you're gonna kill someone, at least give them a little entertainment on the way out. Come up with a slogan to say or at least some murderous ramblings about how you're gonna enjoy killing them, or whatever. I was once killed by Shenbatu and Z, after stealing one of thier boats, and some of the stuff they said had me laughing. I was completly bored and unfulfilled by my death today. I'm disappointed in all of you.

Whoever did it, i would like to know (also post screens if you have any).

[Immortality]

"In Congress Assembled"

[WatsonX]

"In Congress Assembled"

Stfu noob, i'm not asking for a ranger, I just want to know who did it.

[Immortality]

"In Congress Assembled"

[Zou]

Haha. That was a fun kill. "A RANDOM ENCOUNTER APPEARS!"
Hope you learned your lesson about stealing boats, and let me know if you need any assistance.

[ApocalypsePlease]

Chill out, showing emotions on the forums leads to getting trolled. You died, accept it, it happened, now move on.

[Britannia]

Next time, do not steal my flotsams

[WatsonX]

Haha. That was a fun kill. "A RANDOM ENCOUNTER APPEARS!"
Hope you learned your lesson about stealing boats, and let me know if you need any assistance.

It was a lot of fun for me too. That was that was the first time i got murdered. Thanks man, i just might do that.
Haha I still haven't learned that lesson.

Next time, do not steal my flotsams

I don't think it was you that killed me, since i didn't have any flotsams on me and don't remember stealing any.

[LimaZulu]

Next time, do not steal my flotsams

Does that mean legit theft, or some arbitrary claim over an area, because if it's the latter... QQ bout it.

[jdesarno]

watson only 1 thing to say get the f#ck over it noob