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Wisp
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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NaoWhut wrote:oh, no, only one punched me, it only did
like 29% of my defence, i was just posting
about an ordinary occurance like bruthol
was... i also mined to a village, people
stood angrily staring at me....

I told them i'm a mystical Pony as i got
closer and closer... then they abandoned
the village and have yet to return...

-adds another village to my collection-

:lol: Do you have more tales?
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WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY.
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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NaoWhut wrote:lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago
Tell us more. They're good stories. :>
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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NaoWhut wrote:lots =o

i stopped posting about them a while ago
Aww. :(
Jackard wrote:GREETINGS INTERNET FRIEND

WE HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY UNSECRET SERVICE WHICH LACKS EVEN A COMMON PURPOSE? I HEAR SPIES GET LOTS OF ADVENTURE FOLLOWED BY HOT SEX.

PLEASE LIST YOUR CREDENTIALS IF SO. I WILL SEE WHETHER I CAN WORK YOU INTO MY ARBITRARY HIERARCHY.
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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Title got me excited. But it sucked. Thanks...
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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NaoWhut wrote:oh, no, only one punched me, it only did
like 29% of my defence, i was just posting
about an ordinary occurance like bruthol
was... i also mined to a village, people
stood angrily staring at me....

I told them i'm a mystical Pony as i got
closer and closer... then they abandoned
the village and have yet to return...

-adds another village to my collection-
OP's story sucks balls, but this. This right here, I'd love to hear more about this.
NaoWhut wrote:When your dick is touching the sun... its' time to quit HnH
My color is Green
I value growth, life, adaption, and nature. I love to hunt, mate, kill, and eat--to me that's all there is. At my best I am instinctual and unpretentious. At my worst, I am vicious and unthinking. My symbol is a tree. My enemies are blue and black.
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Re: Today I killed someone with one punch.

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*shrug* Well, i tracked trespassing scents to this
village, the guy should have been outside as i arrived
so i was rather excited (And rather alone as always).
Turns out he wasn't outside, or warped instantly upon
me coming in radar view. I find a nearby cave and
make myself an axe, do the calculations and map out
my path to their cave. Perfect ^^ i can snake to it.

Began hacking on the wall, got about 3 tiles and said
screw it, hearthed back and got myself a pickaxe.
Round 2 n i start hacking away at the wall real good
this time, a friend coming along this time because he
was a bit bored and had nothing else to do. Before long
I am spotted, but not my ally, so i have him stay out-
side and keep us covered as i continue to mine straight
to them. Soon they begin calling me words and shooting
rocks at me through the walls.
"O.O I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THIS WALL!!! DONT WORRY!! I'LL GET YOU OUT!!!"
I say just for laughs to myself, then continue mining.
They ask over and over who i am, so i responded!

As i get closer i need food so i dont starve and so i get
my friend to do that while i monitor our enemies. then
they're not in the cave when he gives me food, so we both
start hammering at the rock and he comes back, awkward
silence as we continue mining, about 5 tiles away. He
offers a 1v1, so i say sure and call down the thunder on
him, he does the same.
"I would like to know who i'm going to be fighting though..."
And i respond!!
"My name's Jorb, this is Loftar."
This scares him and he responds
"well, i should go prepare for our fight then!"
Goes out and bashes his hearth, then vidol ports over to
time paradox and recreates his hearth there, leaving his
food and village to a very hungry duo of ponies.

Probably one of the lamest raiding experiences ever =o
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DDDsDD999 wrote:You're all idiots.
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cobaltjones wrote:Oh great now we get to hear the tired "Did I don't even PLAY anymore" spiel from burg.
What is your problem with me? The only thing tiring are your constant nonsensical rants.
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Re: Today I almost killed but they drowned instead!!

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fixed

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