Mmm I'm bored so why not? Anyway, that day I had decided to go raiding and noticed that somones hearth fire was on, so I quickly ran behind a rock, I waited 45 minutes (I get pretty stuborn to leave) and when he finally hearthed back I waited for him to open his palisade gate, and as soon as he did I rushed inside and aggroed him, calling down thunder etc etc., I laughed at him, and he started saying something in russian, and ran into his little log cabin and when he comes out he has a souldiers sword and steel plates, naturally I run like hell, as he chases me, I managed to get away barely.
Moral of the story I figured russians are in disquise/dont mess with them russians
Btw I would like to hear other peoples encounters with russians!
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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: Russian Storys
This is the worst story to grace these forums since Oddity wrote that Twilight fanfic with the gay vampire and the even gayer werewolf.
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Lman8786
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Re: Russian Storys
Meh figured since I'm on a long car ride with my iPhone, why not post something....
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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: Russian Storys
Next time you have a thought, just let it go.
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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jordancoles
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Re: Russian Storys
WWM shutting down threads at the speed of pessimism!
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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kaizokuroof
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Re: Russian Storys
Lman8786 wrote:Mmm I'm bored so why not? Anyway, that day I had decided to go raiding and noticed that somones hearth fire was on, so I quickly ran behind a rock, I waited 45 minutes (I get pretty stuborn to leave) and when he finally hearthed back I waited for him to open his palisade gate, and as soon as he did I rushed inside and aggroed him, calling down thunder etc etc., I laughed at him, and he started saying something in russian, and ran into his little log cabin and when he comes out he has a souldiers sword and steel plates, naturally I run like hell, as he chases me, I managed to get away barely.
Moral of the story I figured russians are in disquise/dont mess with them russians
Btw I would like to hear other peoples encounters with russians!
Why did you run like hell.... Sure he had SS and Plate, but without the skill/stats to use them he'd be useless... You sir are a disgrace. Did you even trade blows with this guy? Maybe expand your original post so it's not lame as all hell.
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Lman8786
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Re: Russian Storys
I did attack him but he could easily break my defence bar, secoundly I left my sword back at camp....and have all my point in mellee 
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ValerieHallaway
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Re: Russian Storys
>using Call Down the Thunder on anything but bears, boar and deer.
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Chrismas
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Re: Russian Storys
T'was a foggy morning. I reminisced of yesterday. All of that iron I just stole.... from Russians.. I was happy with the loot. They seemed pretty fucking stupid for not finishing their palisade. I waltzed in and stole a few flotsams and other curiosities. I was overjoyed. I then went in for the kill. 2 LC's of iron bars/shit.
Man that was fantastic!
I noticed my study bar was empty, I restocked and went upstairs. I rummaged through my piles of shit. Got my armors and sword and walked out of my door. Took a bit of time for it to render outside since I didn't hide and turn nightvision on. My god, what do we have here? My gate was closed by a palisade. A runestone was left in the open space. It read "Thieves mast die." Me being me, I assumed they were hiding somewhere trying to snipe me. Well they weren't. They were busy building the ram to fuck me over. Just got my fucking village idol up too. Well. Karma is a bitch you know. I forgot to seal one of my cornerposts. They were speaking in Russian, so I couldn't understand shit. I began slinging the living shit out of the guy with the Necromancer's robe... to no avail. So. I call my friend in to try and destroy the ram. Didn't turn out well. I moved in with some of my other friends, Mercy, and another guy I shouldn't mention. NOW WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
MORAL: DON'T BE A CHRIS. Seal your shit up.
Man that was fantastic!
I noticed my study bar was empty, I restocked and went upstairs. I rummaged through my piles of shit. Got my armors and sword and walked out of my door. Took a bit of time for it to render outside since I didn't hide and turn nightvision on. My god, what do we have here? My gate was closed by a palisade. A runestone was left in the open space. It read "Thieves mast die." Me being me, I assumed they were hiding somewhere trying to snipe me. Well they weren't. They were busy building the ram to fuck me over. Just got my fucking village idol up too. Well. Karma is a bitch you know. I forgot to seal one of my cornerposts. They were speaking in Russian, so I couldn't understand shit. I began slinging the living shit out of the guy with the Necromancer's robe... to no avail. So. I call my friend in to try and destroy the ram. Didn't turn out well. I moved in with some of my other friends, Mercy, and another guy I shouldn't mention. NOW WE LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
MORAL: DON'T BE A CHRIS. Seal your shit up.
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Chrismas
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