@Salem's Lot

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@Salem's Lot

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So, yesterday I'm out hunting and as I port back with a couple deer, I notice a couple neer do well's hovering around my town's walls so I log on a scout alt and lo and behold, these genius's are blocking in a ram with strongboxes. This is a tad strange to me as despite being a raider, for about 2 weeks now I haven't actively played and have only logged on to change out curios. Now lets start with the fact that nothing in my town is worth HALF of what the steel they used for the strongboxes is worth.... (?) But hey, don't let common sense stop you. lol

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So I went about the business of building in more palisade and generally mak8ing it as painful as possible for these nimrod's to get in.... to my NOW empty village. For the LOW LOW cost of... 15 strongbox's worth of steel, these guys get to destroy a few empty cupboards and a kiln. All the while, my archer will be raining arrows down on them. (Not that I'll do damage but hey, shooting at people is fun.)

Long story short, whomever you goofy bastards are, can we get this raid started? I'd like to repair my wall after you're done so I can play some Borderlands. Thanks. :)
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The retard parade has begun.
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They must have scents from something you did otherwise why would they bother?

If not then yeah what a serious waste of resources and time.
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considering timezones its likely some type of polish or russian group
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And thread is named this way because... ?
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Crador wrote:And thread is named this way because... ?

Because Salem's Lot is the name of my town. You are a moron because?
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Raid over. The raiders destroyed a house and some crap i didn't bother moving out. Good job.... next time, just give me the steel you'd use for strongboxes and I'll port you in? Save us all a lot of time.
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Damn, this story sounded like it had more potential for being interesting.
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hahahahahaha
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painhertz wrote: Now lets start with the fact that nothing in my town is worth HALF of what the steel they used for the strongboxes is worth....
Yeah this. As I said they must really hate you for doing this especially without even having scents on you.
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