I declare Jihad on Chernobyl

[Hajduk]

Asalaam 'Alaykum, brothers!

As you all know, the great devil of Chernobyl has descended upon our Allah-fearing lands. The infidel demands tribute from the faithful, with which he intends to build a temple to his arrogance and force the followers of the true faith to pray to him. All righteous men know that death is preferable to this fate, for any torture he may inflict upon you is nothing compared to what Allah has prepared in Jahannam for those that break the oaths of their faith. So die we shall, by the thousands if it need be, until we drive the kafir into the sea and take back what Allah granted us.

The great devil has eyes in the sky and ears in the ether, so be vigilant, my brothers. Do not trust anyone, for the sweetness of his empty promises lures to his side many of those that are lacking in faith. Our Jihad shall be a beast with no head, so it's head cannot be cut off. Our Jihad shall be a beast with no blood, so that kafir's poison can not spread through it's body. Form into small groups, my brothers, or fight on your own. Do not attempt to contact other groups of the righteous. This way failure of one group will not harm the Jihad as a whole. Time may come when this will lead you fight others who participate in our Jihad. Do not fear this. Allah will forgive you if you kill your brother out of ignorance. All who die in this holy war will receive a place in Jannah, filled with q49 virgins. Do not trust any that claim to be your brothers, for they are agents of the great devil. Cut them all down.

How will you fight in this Jihad? Forge dozens of your sons into the spear of Allah. Strike with this spear into the heart of the beast. The claws of the beast are strong, and even if they're cut off the beast will live. So do not engage al-Shaitan's soldiers in open battle. Strike at his home, and disappear in the night before he can react. Burn his crops, cut down his forests and kill his young and weak. Follow the example of al-Jai Tee Ghi, peace be upon him. A host of such warriors will break any man's resolve, especially if he is not a man of true faith. Break his resolve, for this is the beast's heart. When the heart is weakened, the claws will be easy to cut off.

So go forth and fight the kafir, my brothers. Tell the tales of your exploits here, to inspire other faithful to give up their lives in this Jihad as well. The price of freedom may be measured in blood, but the price of failure is eternal damnation.

[Loopoo]

That actually really pissed me off. I don't know if you are a Muslim yourself (you seem to have a bit of knowledge about Islam), but the way you mock the religion and piss on it kinda makes me mad.

I wouldn't mind you just being silly and stuff, but when you start mocking our beliefs (there will be virgins in heaven, Allah is a feared God, all Muslims have like 500 sons) it's just out of order.

I don't mind some humour, but if it's directed purposely at someone it's not very nice.

You come across as someone really nasty

[Fluffy]

All who die in this holy war will receive a place in Jannah, filled with q49 virgins.

Lawl.

[Jackard]

loopoo you are way too easily riled over internet words

[kimya]

That actually really pissed me off. I don't know if you are a Muslim yourself (you seem to have a bit of knowledge about Islam), but the way you mock the religion and piss on it kinda makes me mad.

I wouldn't mind you just being silly and stuff, but when you start mocking our beliefs (there will be virgins in heaven, Allah is a feared God, all Muslims have like 500 sons) it's just out of order.

I don't mind some humour, but if it's directed purposely at someone it's not very nice.

You come across as someone really nasty

actually i think its quite funny, and not by making fun of islam. and from the way he wrote it doesnt sound like he wanted to insult the religion. sounds more like making fun of people who reduce islam to those stereotypes.
but well, it can be discussed.

[Kruemelmonster]

That actually really pissed me off. I don't know if you are a Muslim yourself (you seem to have a bit of knowledge about Islam), but the way you mock the religion and piss on it kinda makes me mad.

I wouldn't mind you just being silly and stuff, but when you start mocking our beliefs (there will be virgins in heaven, Allah is a feared God, all Muslims have like 500 sons) it's just out of order.

I don't mind some humour, but if it's directed purposely at someone it's not very nice.

You come across as someone really nasty

[loftar]

That actually really pissed me off. I don't know if you are a Muslim yourself (you seem to have a bit of knowledge about Islam), but the way you mock the religion and piss on it kinda makes me mad.

I wouldn't mind you just being silly and stuff, but when you start mocking our beliefs (there will be virgins in heaven, Allah is a feared God, all Muslims have like 500 sons) it's just out of order.

I don't mind some humour, but if it's directed purposely at someone it's not very nice.

:x You come across as someone really nasty :(

Hm, hm. All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

[niltrias]

Religious wars are nothing more than people killing people in an attempt to solve the question of who has the best invisible friend.

[Sm1t3]

That actually really pissed me off. I don't know if you are a Muslim yourself (you seem to have a bit of knowledge about Islam), but the way you mock the religion and piss on it kinda makes me mad.

I wouldn't mind you just being silly and stuff, but when you start mocking our beliefs (there will be virgins in heaven, Allah is a feared God, all Muslims have like 500 sons) it's just out of order.

I don't mind some humour, but if it's directed purposely at someone it's not very nice.

You come across as someone really nasty

Lol, relax.

[Loopoo]

I'm relaxed but it was just out of order. And internet words don't bother me, but he's just being stereotypical.

It's the radical Muslims that blow 'emselves up to get virgins. A true Muslim wouldn't kill a bus full of innocent people, such as women and children, or blow up a tower full of people.

:C

Makes me cry