Robert Bear strikes again! [And his fellow village mates]

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:13 am

Robert Bear is actually Bill Cosby and Fred Savage in a horse costume.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:14 am

Robert Bear is like the guy from every teen movie that gets the girl in the end through honesty, passion, luck and triumph. If that guy were gay.

ravenguard19 · Post by **ravenguard19** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:15 am

Maybe change thrad name? "warpedwiseman talks about Robert Bear"

Rreed1996 · Post by **Rreed1996** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:15 am

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:16 am

Robert Bear is the President, Vice President, Secretary and Treasurer of the Canadian Twilight Fan Club.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:17 am

Robert Bear is like a two dollar whore. That you wouldn't spend twelve cents on. And has Super AIDS.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:18 am

Robert Bear is like the Grinch. If the Grinch paid men to donkey punch him on the hood of his 1995 Mazda.

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:18 am

Robert Bear cheats at Solitaire.

Rreed1996 · Post by **Rreed1996** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:18 am

I like to think that the aids simplify life

WarpedWiseMan · Post by **WarpedWiseMan** » Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:19 am

If you ever want to get a piercing that permanently closes your butthole up, just walk into a tattoo parlor and order a Robert Bear.