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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: First day playing the game
Prepare to be disappointed. Thoroughly.
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Jester87
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Re: First day playing the game
Yeah, just wait until you die while swimming when the server crashes, or some random asshole sets your house on fire while you are trying to type.WarpedWiseMan wrote:Prepare to be disappointed. Thoroughly.
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kaizokuroof
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Re: First day playing the game
Or some nice guy helps you build your first palisade and gives you some yummy items would be unobtainable for the foreseeable future.Jester87 wrote:Yeah, just wait until you die while swimming when the server crashes, or some random asshole sets your house on fire while you are trying to type.WarpedWiseMan wrote:Prepare to be disappointed. Thoroughly.
I had a retardedly huge signature and have gotten this embarrassing replacement to show for it.
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TeckXKnight
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Re: First day playing the game
All depends on who you land next to. Such is life.kaizokuroof wrote:Or some nice guy helps you build your first palisade and gives you some yummy items would be unobtainable for the foreseeable future.
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Valten21
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Re: First day playing the game
Or worse yet, get killed by a sling while AFK outside wearing nothing...Jester87 wrote:Yeah, just wait until you die while swimming when the server crashes, or some random asshole sets your house on fire while you are trying to type.
You may have foiled the plans of BAD-EVIL this time, but there is no rest for the wicked.
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shotgunn902
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Re: First day playing the game
good luck to you brother, don't be too discouraged if you die. It happens to everyone especially at first.
Potjeh wrote:I can't take a moustacheless opponent seriously.
dagrimreefah wrote:Well, 19 months into playing, and NOW this is the most godawful, shittiest, laggiest game i've ever played. GG Jorbtard.
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Kaios
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Re: First day playing the game
You don't die from this.Jester87 wrote: Yeah, just wait until you die while swimming when the server crashes
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burgingham
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Re: First day playing the game
Stop acting like an idiot, please. Thanks. I am usually the first to welcome new players and supply them with all the helpful links they need. Never do I speak a word about the games state, because it won't affect a newbie much. They will be playing a hermit survival game and that is still tons of fun. (Also I never said a thing like that, so stop spreading nonsense about me.)Valten21 wrote:Welcome to HnH! When Burgingham posts about how you are actually ruining the game by playing, do ignore him
So welcome to HnH. May you not rage quit over your first death. As others said use the stickies in the "How do I?" or the wiki whenever you are lost, or if that all doesn't help make your own thread.
After a while of playing you might want to make a real critique thread, or let's say one that also contains some negative aspects of the game. Before you do so make sure you have read the rules and used the search function, because most ideas we have already heard a thousand times.
That being said: Good luck and have fun with HnH!
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Valten21
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Re: First day playing the game
Hm, I guess you didn't say that. But even that is still contradictory to thisBurgingham wrote:Seriously though the only ones meaning less is the people playing the game in such a state
Which Burg am I supposed to believe? The one that says people playing in the world are meaning less and less, are the one that says he would never say such things to a noob? The first statement I quoted, you make no attempt to separate people from previous worlds to people who just started playing, as we are still "playing the game in such a state"Burgingham wrote:After a while of playing you might want to make a real critique thread
User was warned for this post.
You may have foiled the plans of BAD-EVIL this time, but there is no rest for the wicked.
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burgingham
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Re: First day playing the game
Stop derailing the thread with your irrational hate for me. Thank you.
Feel free to open a "We hate Burg" thread together with Kaizo. There you may bash me all you want then.
Feel free to open a "We hate Burg" thread together with Kaizo. There you may bash me all you want then.