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Kaios
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
File for a restraining order
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redbanner
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
You must mate with its people and ,with time, your differences will be resolved. There is no need for violence.
Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life. -- Some old guy
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shotgunn902
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
um use enders, and the boar is random. You made the story interesting though.
Potjeh wrote:I can't take a moustacheless opponent seriously.
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Sardte
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
roflredbanner wrote:You must mate with its people and ,with time, your differences will be resolved. There is no need for violence.
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_Gunnar
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
The poor victim appears to have managed to sleep despite her mortal danger

I tracked this Devil Boar to where it seems to have recently gored two would-be hunters to death

Luckily I brought my trusty blade.

I decided to leave the boar to the peasant whom it was terrorizing

Along with a very small welcome to the area present, and some crafted items which are hopefully better than she could make

Sadly I fear that the beast's brethren will return, so I would advise all peasants to build walls and claim their land as soon as possible.

I tracked this Devil Boar to where it seems to have recently gored two would-be hunters to death

Luckily I brought my trusty blade.

I decided to leave the boar to the peasant whom it was terrorizing

Along with a very small welcome to the area present, and some crafted items which are hopefully better than she could make

Sadly I fear that the beast's brethren will return, so I would advise all peasants to build walls and claim their land as soon as possible.
Last edited by _Gunnar on Thu Jan 19, 2012 1:56 am, edited 1 time in total.

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krikke93
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
Haha awesome!
next: stalking part 2 - devil bear
Hope you have a great day
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TeckXKnight
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
This was a wonderful thread and everyone involved deserves the greatest of thanks.
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_Gunnar
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
As has been pointed out previously, you can learn magic that makes trees invisible and alerts you to the presence of harmful beings at http://www.mediafire.com/hnh_ender
Even peasants should find it easy to learn the magical incantations required.
Even peasants should find it easy to learn the magical incantations required.

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barracuda546
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
Gunnar is a true bro and clearly not criminal scum
"If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together."
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hazzor
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Re: Please help, A boar is stalking me
i love this thread so much, i wish i could be so naive as OP and gunnar iced the cake
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...