It is plain to see that, while I have nearly 850 posts to my name, Jorb has less than 800. Obviously, I am more suited to the role of ultimate Lord of the World. I will, naturally, retain the former leader in an advisory role, and Loftar will remain in his current position, with the new title "Code Ape."
I expect the dev console and rights to be handed over immediately and without unnecessary complaint.
My first act as Lord of the World will be to grant all players 10,000 LP. My second act will be to roam the world, destroying things. I will appoint High Priests that will be granted 10,000,000 LP and sent out to enforce my edicts amongst the populous. And, I will have dozens of new multigrids created using proper procedural map generators.
I will do all these things as soon as I receive my rightfully earned dev console.
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[For the sake of those preparing angry responses, no, I don't expect this to work. One can dream, though]
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kimya
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Re: I am now Jorb
hehe, begging for rights, thats what true gods do 
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Jackard
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jorb
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Re: I am now Jorb
The gods are unconcerned by your petty blasphemies 
"The psychological trials of dwellers in the last times will be equal to the physical trials of the martyrs. In order to face these trials we must be living in a different world."
-- Hieromonk Seraphim Rose
-- Hieromonk Seraphim Rose
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sabinati
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Re: I am now Jorb
Jackard wrote:oh?
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Peter
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Murazama
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Re: I am now Jorb
Atleast what Jorb posts is useful. ;]
Not about Quantity, more about Quality as is in game as well as in forum.
Not about Quantity, more about Quality as is in game as well as in forum.
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theTrav
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Re: I am now Jorb
I don't believe post count is any indication of your godliness, or any significant quality beyond how loud and opinionated you are.
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Peter
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theTrav
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Re: I am now Jorb
Indeed. It's especially vexing when people who use dry humor and sarcasm are responded to in kind can't seem to understand that the replies are no more "serious" than the OP.Peter wrote:Reading comprehension is a lost art.
