Oddimonium is NOT Recruiting!

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Varkael
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Endora wrote:
meowwaffle wrote:Sexist! *cough* wut?

Is this a female only village? or a bloke run village looking for some whores to stand by the inn?
Sexist? We here at Oddimonium are repulsed by your impromptu and utterly cavalier remarks. Instead, the refined and enlightened gentlemen of Oddimonium, fight in the feminist tradition against gender inequality, in all it's forms and in every place it rears it's ghastly head. For too long have the men of Oddimonium exuded sweat over fiery baking ovens; been shackled down by the weight of horticultural tasks; arduously worked the loom and spinning wheel. We invite you, women of the world to join Oddimonium and place yourselves upon the front lines in the battle for equal labour opportunity, bake for us, harvest our carrots, sew our cloth. Only together can we crush gender inequality!
Gentlemen which call out "fags," and "niggers" from their boats as they attempt to give chase during our first encounter. The very same refined gents which harbor a slave pen inside of their city. Good day sir.
Runningbluebear: the more you click when in a boat the slower you go
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Endora
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lolman900 wrote:fat-people-fat-girls.jpg
I think you missed the second post!
Varkael wrote:
Gentlemen which call out "fags," and "niggers" from their boats as they attempt to give chase during our first encounter. The very same refined gents which harbor a slave pen inside of their city. Good day sir.
The gentleman's code (one which you are probably not familiar with) prevents a gentleman from sullying his hands with such common chores. Indeed the scholarly gentlemen of Oddimonium have concluded after brooding upon all available empirical data that certain genders and/or races (of the dark and female kind) are genetically predisposed towards certain menial activity. Rather than play down these true facts about humanity, we the open minded intellectuals embrace them and put said genders and races to work in the kitchen and picking the flax fields, for it is their true calling! However, I fear you have been fed some rather nasty misinformation. The "slave pen" of which you speak is a self contained, housing unit, within which those of the "lower calling" may partake in leisurely activity to rest their weary limbs. Oddimonium is for equal housing opportunity, or would you prefer these people to live on the streets!? A preposterous thought indeed.
BMRX
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I love you, in the way that one Gentlemen loves another. You my good sir know the true values of life. As said by others on this massive world we call the internet, "your posts are full of win". I dare say that such ideals are very much needed in these dark times. Bravo! Keep up the good fight.
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That is very kind of you BMRX, but unfortunately sucking our e-penises will not make us acknowledge you as female so you can join. Sorry.
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Kaios wrote:That is very kind of you BMRX, but unfortunately sucking our e-penises will not make us acknowledge you as female so you can join. Sorry.
As good as a shot this might be, you my good sir are too full of your self! I congratulate you on your wit, but you seem to be lacking. No I would dare not join for I feel that in the fight for gender equality I would most definitely take advantage of the situation and possibly abuse those hard working women filling their minds with thoughts of freedom. Which would ruin your good efforts! No I dare not want to join you in your good cause for fear of the damage that I might do. I shall just be a man ever watchful of your struggle for gender equality in all of it's greatness.
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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to masterbate as a woman or play with my boobs. Does that count?
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mitchdevano wrote:Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to masterbate as a woman or play with my boobs. Does that count?
And that, right there, is why you're single.
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meowwaffle wrote:
mitchdevano wrote:Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to masterbate as a woman or play with my boobs. Does that count?
And that, right there, is why you're single.
You assume to much my friend.
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sorry.. should have read

"And that, right there, is why you're single. or if your not, you should be. by law"
burgingham wrote:In a game that breeds paranoia information is everything.
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meowwaffle wrote:sorry.. should have read

"And that, right there, is why you're single. or if your not, you should be. by law"
Are you underage?

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