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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: Your favourite joke.
Kaios was right. I said Strawberry when I should have said chocolate. Typing out jokes is the pits.
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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Clamburger
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Re: Your favourite joke.
So a tray of muffins go into the oven...one muffin says to the other "Damn! it's getting hot in here" the other muffin replies "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
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DracoSoul
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Re: Your favourite joke.
WHAT A TWISTClamburger wrote:So a tray of muffins go into the oven...one muffin says to the other "Damn! it's getting hot in here" the other muffin replies "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
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see that nigga turnin
feel that bullet burnin
now that nigga learnin
feel that bullet burnin
now that nigga learnin
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TheTylerLee
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Re: Your favourite joke.
how do you kill a dumb blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool
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Swarm
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Re: Your favourite joke.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him: "What's with the long face?"
The horse looks down sadly and answers: "I've been diagnosed with cancer."
The bartender asks him: "What's with the long face?"
The horse looks down sadly and answers: "I've been diagnosed with cancer."
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TheTylerLee
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Re: Your favourite joke.
whats better then twenty one year olds?
twenty one one year olds.
twenty one one year olds.
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TheTylerLee
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Re: Your favourite joke.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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TheTylerLee
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Re: Your favourite joke.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
With a blender!
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BangPow
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Re: Your favourite joke.
Knock! Knock!......
Who's there?
small mop....
Small mop who?
You smell your own poo!
Who's there?
small mop....
Small mop who?
You smell your own poo!
Before enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment - chop wood, carry water. ~Zen Buddhist Proverb
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sabinati
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Re: Your favourite joke.
who's there?TheTylerLee wrote:knock knock
