Duhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

jordancoles wrote:That would mean an update, which gives Jorbtar cancer to even think about atm
TheTylerLee wrote:if you drop 100 wheat infront of a cow, it will eat it and turn into a horse.
ValerieHallaway wrote:Easter egg hunt with gold eggs, Astro Hosts and provides the eggs and I'll bring the booze.
Someone wrote: you start off talking to this dumb bitch fairy then you get fucking naked and go into the real world
NigerianWarlord3 wrote: Probably not though since the only time you see him is when he flies through waggling his magic dick powers to ban a random
Potjeh wrote:I can't take a moustacheless opponent seriously.
dagrimreefah wrote:Well, 19 months into playing, and NOW this is the most godawful, shittiest, laggiest game i've ever played. GG Jorbtard.