You weren't joking, but quite honestly this suggestion is terrible in how it's structured and how it fits into the game so people treat it as a joke.Westraptor wrote:i wasnt jokingApocalypsePlease wrote:and people trolling since this suggestion is a joke.
Just let it die, this isn't happening.
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ApocalypsePlease
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GenghisKhan44
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Oh, yes, this is a fantastic idea. A lot of little kids running around unable to do anything for the village.
And when the mother's done we can eat her placenta.
On a different note, though... in other words, on a serious note... how about this?
If you know the HS of a friend, you can create an account go to their HF, and you spawn as a child (giving a more literal meaning to Baby Blue Eyes). You get double LP when you learn, but your stats are lower (like 5 of every attribute, and LVL 0 of the skills). As soon as you make a claim (or seven days pass, or some other milestone), you become an adult, with full stats - better than full. 15 for every attribute, and 3 for three of the skills. Or, when you become an adult, you just receive a raw LP bonus of 10000 or so.
Prolly won't happen. Don't care if it does. Just trying to offer a semi-serious suggestion to a much-too-silly thread.
And when the mother's done we can eat her placenta.
On a different note, though... in other words, on a serious note... how about this?
If you know the HS of a friend, you can create an account go to their HF, and you spawn as a child (giving a more literal meaning to Baby Blue Eyes). You get double LP when you learn, but your stats are lower (like 5 of every attribute, and LVL 0 of the skills). As soon as you make a claim (or seven days pass, or some other milestone), you become an adult, with full stats - better than full. 15 for every attribute, and 3 for three of the skills. Or, when you become an adult, you just receive a raw LP bonus of 10000 or so.
Prolly won't happen. Don't care if it does. Just trying to offer a semi-serious suggestion to a much-too-silly thread.
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MagicManICT
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Crap idea is still crap no matter how much you try to pretty it up. Go play Dwarf Fortress if you want to see a bunch of useless brats running around consuming all your food and good booze. 
Better yet, how about not posting half-baked ideas so as to not encourage the OP when he gets back from his forced vacation?
Better yet, how about not posting half-baked ideas so as to not encourage the OP when he gets back from his forced vacation?
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jordancoles
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+1 to baby overlordsMagicManICT wrote:Well, when you put it that way...julian12it wrote: I don't want to see babies raiding my village with dragon helms and a miniature solider swords.
Hell ya we need it!
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Westraptor
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still on the front page like a boss
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fanit937
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Dumbfuck.
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painhertz
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I want to punch the OP in the throat for this post.
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hazzor
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seriously what the fuck is this shit? fucking stop it you asshat, why is this shit not locked?
Oh boy, here I go cheesemaking again...
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TeckXKnight
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Because this is hilariously bad. But alright, just for you I'll stop the suffering.hazzor wrote:seriously what the fuck is this shit? fucking stop it you asshat, why is this shit not locked?
