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MagicManICT
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Re: Good Kill
Eh. Who cares about them being friends? I just wish they could put up good verbal arguments. Instead it's like listening to a couple of drunks in a back alley before they start swinging at each other.
Opinions expressed in this statement are the authors alone and in no way reflect on the game development values of the actual developers.
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WarpedWiseMan
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Re: Good Kill
I think they sound more like moonstruck lovers from the 1950s.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
-Avatar by SacreDoombtaylor wrote:I have learned that the game doesn't follow the principles of mathematics. If you want something and the game is in a good mood you can get it, whatever it is. More often than not, however, the game wants you to die.
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jordancoles
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Re: Good Kill
WarpedWiseMan wrote:I think they sound more like moonstruck lovers from the 1950s.
jordancoles: Ah, mi amore, let me suckle upon your sultry neck.
painhertz: I ain't queer.
jordancoles: But your head is ah-big and shiny like-ah duh moon and your lips they call to me, whispering 'Kiss me."
painhertz: I will gay bash you right now.
jordancoles: Your lips they say no, true, but your eyes, your eyes they say I like it in duh butt.
painhertz: Ah who am I kiddin' give me some sugah.
WarpedWiseMan: Listen, fellas this is a no homo zone, so I'm going to need you two to move along. Thanks.
LovelyCheck out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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EyeOfRa
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iceheart
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painhertz
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Re: Good Kill
:: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
"I shall PERSONALLY witness for you at the shiny, chrome gates of Valhalla!"
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joojoo1975
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Re: Good Kill
painhertz wrote::: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
don't take the easy way out of life, m8
To Protect The Helpless From The Heartless
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Mumbles
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Re: Good Kill
Guns, trains, explosives, jumping off of a bridge, or any other destructive method are out. We'll need to confirm the kill and make a post about that one, too. I suggest using a webcam to record hanging yourself from the rafters.painhertz wrote::: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
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ravenguard19
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Re: Good Kill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods first read this. pick one of the methods listed there. Record Your suicide and ask somebody to post it here. This will make me happy. and other PH haters as well.painhertz wrote::: Checks out of this thread since it's become gay fanfic of me :: :: Contemplates suicide IRL ::
Because we can and we will.... die!
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painhertz
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Re: Good Kill
You people are retarded....
"I shall PERSONALLY witness for you at the shiny, chrome gates of Valhalla!"
