Oddly enough, I have no idea what you're talking about.jordancoles wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(c ... ubculture)
http://www.itatkd.com/promotegup.html#1st Dan
You've written a lot of essays for someone who is around the age of 13-14
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Nila-Hood
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jordancoles
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For Promotion FromNila-Hood wrote:Oddly enough, I have no idea what you're talking about.jordancoles wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hipster_(c ... ubculture)
http://www.itatkd.com/promotegup.html#1st Dan
You've written a lot of essays for someone who is around the age of 13-14
1st Gup Red Belt With Black Stripe To
1st Degree Black Belt
Pattern (Hyung): "Kwang-Gae"
1-Step Sparring (Ilbo Dare Ee On).
2-Step Sparring (Eebo Dare Ee On).
Free Sparring (Cha U Dare Ee On).
Multiple Free Sparring.
Self-Defense Against Holds.
Self-Defense Against Club attacks.
Self-Defense Against Knife attacks.
Self-Defense Against Multiple Unarmed Opponents.
Breaking (Kyuk Pha): 3" with any kick, 3" with any hand.
History (Yok Sa): Tae Kwon Do, ITA, Other Martial Arts.
Essay (Non Mun): 8-Pages.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Nila-Hood
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Er... I have one sentence to say to that.
I don't take International taekwondo federation tae kwon do, I take World taekwondo federation tae kwon do.
Which means not as many essays ;O
And yes, I'm a first dan black belt.
But I've written a few books, and I'm more mature than every 13 to 15 year old I know, so say I'm 8 years ahead of the others.
I don't take International taekwondo federation tae kwon do, I take World taekwondo federation tae kwon do.
Which means not as many essays ;O
And yes, I'm a first dan black belt.
But I've written a few books, and I'm more mature than every 13 to 15 year old I know, so say I'm 8 years ahead of the others.
Not acting like a faggot anymore.
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jordancoles
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Re: Lets put a face to the names.
But which one kicks more ass, and why isn't everyone in that one?Nila-Hood wrote:International taekwondo federation tae kwon do
World taekwondo federation tae kwon do.
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Nila-Hood
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ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.
WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)
WTF is the best TKD.
Period.
WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)
WTF is the best TKD.
Period.
Not acting like a faggot anymore.
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jordancoles
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WTF FTW LOLOLOL 1337Nila-Hood wrote:ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.
WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)
WTF is the best TKD.
Period.
Makes sense, carry on
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
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Nila-Hood
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jordancoles wrote:WTF FTW LOLOLOL 1337Nila-Hood wrote:ITF is for amerifags who are out of shape and can't do shit, having an ITF black belt doesn't mean anything.
WTF is worldwide, and it's a lot harder to get to black belt that way (The black belt test is about 6 hours of grueling physical excercise and sparring)
WTF is the best TKD.
Period.
Makes sense, carry on
It's funny though, because WTF is FTW and not WHat The Fuck.
/Carried on
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dagrimreefah
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Re: Lets put a face to the names.
Black belt in tae kwon do = getting your ass kicked everytime in a real fight
It's also for non amerifags who are scrawny and look like girls.
It's also for non amerifags who are scrawny and look like girls.
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Nila-Hood
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You sir, are a moron who knows nothing about martial arts 
kthx.
And I work out 4 times a day, I know MMA techniques, assassination techniques, street fighting (from hands on experience) and some cappoera freestyle moves.
Point is, I'm not some amerifag who takes ITF taekwondo and says "I'm so badass olol"
Edit: Oh yes, "Skinny" and "Scrawny" are two different things. I'm skinny, but not scrawny, scrawny means I'm weak, and I'm not weak.
Example: I've beaten boxers in street fights.
kthx.And I work out 4 times a day, I know MMA techniques, assassination techniques, street fighting (from hands on experience) and some cappoera freestyle moves.
Point is, I'm not some amerifag who takes ITF taekwondo and says "I'm so badass olol"
Edit: Oh yes, "Skinny" and "Scrawny" are two different things. I'm skinny, but not scrawny, scrawny means I'm weak, and I'm not weak.
Example: I've beaten boxers in street fights.
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