Lets put a face to the names.

[dagrimreefah]

assassination techniques

I missed that one. How pathetic

[jordancoles]

I know a guy who's this badass kung fu master, and he knows certain stealth techniques

Was he a member of the Furious Five?!

[Nila-Hood]

Bump

Me with my cousin/bestest frand

i fixed your image, no need to thank me

I lol'd pretty hard.

But seriously, enough trying to make it out that I'm some effeminate weakling. Because I'm really not, I'm just pretty :3

And no, he wasn't a korean porno character, thanks.

[Dallane]

"Assassination techniques"

Spoken like a true child who has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

Not true in the slightest sir, I know a guy who's this badass kung fu master, and he knows certain stealth techniques, which he taught me.

For example, if you crouch and run down a hallway and grab someone in a certain nerve in their neck, you can paralyze them.


I don't do lying on the internet, it isn't my thing. I don't give a fuck what you think, but I wasn't even bringing this up until people called bullshit.

So stop talking

This is a damn picture thread for god sake. Stop being a jellyfag.

>see moron running down my hallway trying to look like sam fisher
>mozambique drill

[cobaltjones]

No one is really calling you a weakling, simply calling you out on your ludicrous claims. There's a middle ground where people won't hate you and you don't have to lie about everything to make yourself seem cooler. You should try that.

[Nila-Hood]

Oh yeah, I dislike correcting people on the internet, so I'll just say one last thing so your simple minds can comprehend my point.


Assassination techniques do not make me altair, learn your shit.

Ever heard of pressure points? Master them in fighting = disable your adversary.

No, I'm not some badass person who goes around beating up random ripped boxers, but I'm capable of defending myself against people who aren't combat trained, and even others who are.



There we go.

[jordancoles]

No, I'm not some badass person who goes around beating up random ripped boxers, but I'm capable of defending myself against people who aren't combat trained, and even others who are..

I can beat up people smaller than me, and I can not die against people with a pulse

I'm sorry but this is really entertaining to me

[cobaltjones]

I just like how we somehow went from "assassination techniques" (still :lol:in at that one) to pressure points.

[dagrimreefah]

Oh yeah, I dislike correcting people on the internet, so I'll just say one last thing so your simple minds can comprehend my point.


Assassination techniques do not make me altair, learn your shit.

Ever heard of pressure points? Master them in fighting = disable your adversary.

No, I'm not some badass person who goes around beating up random ripped boxers, but I'm capable of defending myself against people who aren't combat trained, and even others who are.



There we go.

You sound just like hundreds of other insecure pussy teens that feel they have to lie to impress others because they have no real redeemable qualities. Now go take care of that acne, Jean Claude Van Damme

[jordancoles]

I want to hear more about the stealth techniques! What did the master have, like, an extra troll skull so he dumped it into stealth? Or was his plan to just go straight stealth the whole time?