Lets put a face to the names.

Nila-Hood · Post by **Nila-Hood** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:49 am

I'll have what you're having, bro.

And no hazzor, I'm not trying to impress anyone here. I have a lot more going for me than martial arts. But am I gonna brag about it? Nope. Because this is the internet, and bragging is irrelivant.

I've only stated facts.

And I love how the two faggot above me failed to read the posts, where I stated that taekwondo is for pussies,a nd that I've learned bits and pieces of other martiala rt styles.

hazzor · Post by **hazzor** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:50 am

cobaltjones wrote:The Death Touch refers to any martial arts technique that can kill using seemingly less than lethal force targeted at specific areas of the body. The concept known as Dim Mak (simplified Chinese: 点脉; traditional Chinese: 點脈; pinyin: diǎnmài; literally "press artery"; Jyutping: dim2 mak6), alternatively diǎnxuè (simplified Chinese: 点穴; traditional Chinese: 點穴) traces its history to Traditional Chinese Medicine Acupuncture. Tales of its use are often found in the Wuxia genre of Chinese martial arts fiction. Dim mak is depicted as a secret body of knowledge with techniques that attack pressure points and meridians, said to incapacitate or sometimes cause immediate or even delayed death to an opponent. There is no scientific or historical evidence for the existence of a touch of death.

does the thread die now? i'd quite like to go to sleep but i can't until this stops being hilarious

Dallane · Post by **Dallane** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:51 am

Nila-Hood wrote:I'll have what you're having, bro.

And no hazzor, I'm not trying to impress anyone here. I have a lot more going for me than martial arts. But am I gonna brag about it? Nope. Because this is the internet, and bragging is irrelivant.

I've only stated facts.

And I love how the two faggot above me failed to read the posts, where I stated that taekwondo is for pussies,a nd that I've learned bits and pieces of other martiala rt styles.

yeah DBZ has some sick moves

Nila-Hood · Post by **Nila-Hood** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:51 am

cobaltjones wrote:The Death Touch refers to any martial arts technique that can kill using seemingly less than lethal force targeted at specific areas of the body. The concept known as Dim Mak (simplified Chinese: 点脉; traditional Chinese: 點脈; pinyin: diǎnmài; literally "press artery"; Jyutping: dim2 mak6), alternatively diǎnxuè (simplified Chinese: 点穴; traditional Chinese: 點穴) traces its history to Traditional Chinese Medicine Acupuncture. Tales of its use are often found in the Wuxia genre of Chinese martial arts fiction. Dim mak is depicted as a secret body of knowledge with techniques that attack pressure points and meridians, said to incapacitate or sometimes cause immediate or even delayed death to an opponent. There is no scientific or historical evidence for the existence of a touch of death.

I'm pretty sure the dim mak is different from hitting someone in the jugular vein at full strength, causing it to rupture quickly, yet stealthily.

And hazzor, this thread is hilarious, why would it die?

jordancoles · Post by **jordancoles** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:52 am

I was once trained by Master Roshi and along side my bald sparring partner, we entered a fighting tournament with fully grown men! It sucks though because my partner totally lost and in the end they cut off my tail!

Worst summer ever.

Deadlift_pro · Post by **Deadlift_pro** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:52 am

itt 4 or so people get trolled by nila hood

dagrimreefah · Post by **dagrimreefah** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:52 am

cobaltjones wrote:There is no scientific or historical evidence for the existence of a touch of death.

EDIT:

Deadlift_pro wrote:itt 4 or so people get trolled by nila hood

You may have a point. Even the pictures are too good to be true.

Dallane · Post by **Dallane** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:53 am

jordancoles wrote:I was once trained by Master Roshi and along side my bald sparring partner, we entered a fighting tournament with fully grown men! It sucks though because my partner totally lost and in the end they cut off my tail!

Worst summer ever.

wonder what power lvl nila is

hazzor · Post by **hazzor** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:53 am

Nila-Hood wrote:I'll have what you're having, bro.

And no hazzor, I'm not trying to impress anyone here (clearly not "i beat up my pro wrestler dad"). I have a lot more going for me than martial arts (acne powers?). But am I gonna brag about it? Nope (OPPOSITE DAY! WHOOOO) . Because this is the internet, and bragging is irrelivant (which is why you're doing it?).

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And I love how the two faggot above me failed to read the posts, where I stated that taekwondo is for pussies,a nd that I've learned bits and pieces of other martiala rt styles.

so this is the bit where you try and act humble?

Nila-Hood · Post by **Nila-Hood** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 1:54 am

Deadlift_pro wrote:itt 4 or so people get trolled by nila hood

No silly, it's funny because I haven't trolled or lied once. I think trolling implies that you have no life and/or a small penis.

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