HnH encounters in real life

[LesserTessler]

Most other games have a thread like this, so I figure Haven needs one too. Times you met people who played Haven, overheard people talking about the game, seen it installed on library computers or what have you. People generally have some whacky and interesting stories. Also, ways Haven has affected your thinking and perspective and just changed you in
general. I'll start with a tale of my own, happened about six hours ago.


So, getting home pretty late, I, as usual, got on my computer and started up Haven to work with my comrades on our emerging village. After a while, as I'm apt to do, I got pretty aroused and signed off for my usual bout of masturbation. I also realized that I had barely half an hour before I had to head out for an appointment with a few friends, so, pedal to the metal, I rushed into my bathroom and started running a scalding hot bath. Figuring some penetration was in order, I sprinted towards my kitchen and picked a suitable sized cucumber to take with me (you would be surprised at the results simple produce can achieve) and headed back to my restroom.
In the interest of time, I decided to forgo my usual and customary enema before getting down to business(this will be important later). I barely even had time to throw on some lipstick and nipple clamps before hopping in the bathtub (priorities, I guess). Anyway, while turning off the lights and settling into the pitch dark, steaming hot bathtub, cucumber in hand, I realized how long it's been since I've last taken a good shit. "Oh well" I thought to myself. This, too, will be important later.
After some slow and casual stroking, my anus was crying out for attention. In the interest of time, I decided to speed the process that normally can take hours. Naturally, I lubed up my fingers and inserted two into my anus, pushing past the sphincter and feeling all the built of feces within. This was a pretty average sensation, one I've felt may times before, often every night (sans the feces of course).

What happened when I pulled my fingers out, however, was altogether extraordinary.

An inrush of steaming hot water poured inside me, making my sphincter involuntarily flex and tingle. At first the heat was shocking, but gave way to a fantastic growing inner warmth as more water poured into my open rectum. The feeling was euphoric, and soon my muscles relaxed and I started rapidly defecating days worth of feces into the bathtub while I moaned involuntarily There, in my moment of rapture, some peculiar phrases escaped my lips.
"Ooaah, Freya! Please, Freya, more. Uugggh, yesss. Oh God! Please! Fill me Freya!" (For those who don't know, Freya is the in-game name of a powerful player in the HnH community.) All the while, as I dirtied the bathtub with my filth, and later, semen, I had the mental image of Freya's ingame avatar in my mind's eye. Rest assured, I was as surprised as you probably are when all was said and done.
Anyway, despite the frightening implications of this event, I'm still interested in playing the game, and even managed to clean myself off in time for my little get together with some friends.

Tldr: OP whacks one off and discovers a frightening facet of his subconscious.

So, with that said, ways Haven and Hearth has affected your life/thinking? Real life encounters? Share away.

[ninja_yodeler]

Da fuck i just read?

[SynthAura]

Best thread ever posted ever.

[Nila-Hood]

This has disturbed and enlightened me.

At the same time!

[Sleep]

You never did tell us if you were male or female.

[Dallane]

This has disturbed and enlightened me.

At the same time!

Ninja master is always learning

[Sarchi]

You never did tell us if you were male or female.

All the while, as I dirtied the bathtub with my filth, and later, semen, I had the mental image of Freya

[Sleep]

You never did tell us if you were male or female.

All the while, as I dirtied the bathtub with my filth, and later, semen, I had the mental image of Freya

That still doesn't make me know his/her/its gender.
Everyone can be in a dirtied bathtub in semen and feces, don't be sexist.

[Dallane]

You never did tell us if you were male or female.

All the while, as I dirtied the bathtub with my filth, and later, semen, I had the mental image of Freya

That still doesn't make me know his/her/its gender.
Everyone can be in a dirtied bathtub in semen and feces, don't be sexist.

girls have a penis boys have a vag

[TeckXKnight]

Holy shit, what the fuck is this.
I'm going to just lock this thread. While it does not explicitly violate any rules, it seems in poor spirit to the forum.