x2 Salem Beta Key - Closed

[Mvpeh]

Closed

[Olli123]

Here's short, little haven related joke that's my own.. Dunno if good, but it laughened my friends

Why pirates says: "Arr!"
- because they are turning their criminal acts on

[Rugila]

Here's the joke.

Why does people want to play Salem?
- Cause they understand the Arabic language

Saleem (also spelled salem) (Arabic: سلام‎ salem, "peace") may refer to:
Salām, the word for "peace" in Arabic, often used as a greeting, see S-L-M for an overview
As-Salem, one of the Names of God in Islam
Saleem, the name given to the salute that is accompanied by the greeting.

[Shruikan]

Here's the joke.

Why does people want to play Salem?
- Cause they understand the Arabic language

Saleem (also spelled salem) (Arabic: سلام‎ salem, "peace") may refer to:
Salām, the word for "peace" in Arabic, often used as a greeting, see S-L-M for an overview
As-Salem, one of the Names of God in Islam
Saleem, the name given to the salute that is accompanied by the greeting.

yea, the first time i heard about Salem i thought it was Arabic

well, here's my joke:

*a girl and a boy fuckin*

girl: take that condom off
boy: why?
girl: YOLO (you only live once)
boy: Ok, but if you get pregnant YOYO
girl: YOYO?
boy: You on your own

[ArtemisGray]

Yeah it's pretty shit. But hey, gotta be in to win right.

[Shruikan]

Yeah it's pretty shit. But hey, gotta be in to win right.

I don't understand the last one

[fallout]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

[dagrimreefah]

Cum.

Just simply cum.

[lolman70]

A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."
"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his cock out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

[Mvpeh]

Got some cool submissions so far, Oli's I liked and I always love hnh comics, keep it up