Excellent Job Goons

[Jackard]

i always miss the fun stuff

well at least i got to read this thread. hahaha holy shit

[Agarrett]

I simply made a correction, I do not wish to insult the goons. For they may come and kill me, which even if they were lying about stats, I have absolutely no defenses for myself.

[ryft]

I simply made a correction, I do not wish to insult the goons. For they may come and kill me, which even if they were lying about stats, I have absolutely no defenses for myself.

Not a good thing to admit lol. Doesn't matter anyway. Our brick wall didn't stop them. =P

[CG62]

So, does anyone realize that the only way to definitively end this is to wage total war upon the opposing side?

No, not just normal war. TOTAL war. Devote EVERY WAKING MOMENT to conquering the enemy, waste no time on anything else. It's nearly impossible to wage total war, I assure you.

And even a policy of total war might not bring this to a close. With my limited knowledge of the goons (I am, indeed, quite the newfag), I know that they have the strength of numbers. Even if, conceivably, EVERY SINGLE COMBAT-READY PERSON IN THE HEARTHLANDS were to band together to wage war upon the goons, this might actually server to BOLSTER their numbers, giving people a reason to join other than the occasional grief-hit or just to play.


So yeah, make preparations for this while I go grab some popcorn and a foldy-chair.

EDIT:

If this does actually happen, I will be amazed. It could be one of the first major wars in H&H history!

[btaylor]

To defeat the goons you must become a goon, says this humble farmer who wants nothing to do with the upcoming battle that will tear the hearthlands in twain.

[sabinati]

So, does anyone realize that the only way to definitively end this is to wage total war upon the opposing side?

No, not just normal war. TOTAL war. Devote EVERY WAKING MOMENT to conquering the enemy, waste no time on anything else. It's nearly impossible to wage total war, I assure you.

And even a policy of total war might not bring this to a close. With my limited knowledge of the goons (I am, indeed, quite the newfag), I know that they have the strength of numbers. Even if, conceivably, EVERY SINGLE COMBAT-READY PERSON IN THE HEARTHLANDS were to band together to wage war upon the goons, this might actually server to BOLSTER their numbers, giving people a reason to join other than the occasional grief-hit or just to play.


So yeah, make preparations for this while I go grab some popcorn and a foldy-chair.

EDIT:

If this does actually happen, I will be amazed. It could be one of the first major wars in H&H history!

or you could just pay them off? feudalism at work.

[Khyron]

That's the thing about Delamore, he's easy to bribe. All you need is a blonde virgin of childbearing age, or barring that, lots of steel/cheese/silk. Then when the goons go raiding, suddenly your town is conveniently off their maps and the poor schmuck next to you is being gutted.

[btaylor]

Does it have to be a virgin?

[CG62]

the only way to definitively end this

Not a temporary fix, like a bribe or tribute.

An actual, definitive conclusion to whatever griefing and other such annoyances the Goons may or may not be commiting.



That, and I REAAAAALLLY wanna see a large scale war. The Pie Crusades aren't looking too well.

[flyingpear]

You know the sad part of all this is that you all condemned me and killed me for trying to take on the Goons in the last world.