Excellent Job Goons

[Delamore]

then what does 100 apples a day do?

Doesn't keep the fucking goons away.

[Gaiadin]

Hey, at least you brought the thread somewhere near its original topic. I was beginning to think it was going to continue for another couple dozen pages with CG62 stammering random nonsense about Hearth War 1.

[CG62]

Don't fucking start it again. I buried the hatchet, you should too.

Anyway, where exactly are the goons located? I'm starting a new guy as a hermit farmer, and I need to know where to avoid.

[theTrav]

I WANT MORE FAIRY FLOSS!

[Cain]

then what does 100 apples a day do?

Creates a crippling apple addiction.

[theTrav]

then what does 100 apples a day do?

Creates a crippling apple addiction.

actually I think too much fruit can cause bowel problems as well as a nasty rash

[Jackard]

FYI skrylar doesn't actually play, and hasn't in quite some time, he just likes to complain.

Yep. He doesn't actually play or even like the game so most of his information concerning it is secondhand. (One example of this is when he mentions Oregoon (a lonely village idol in the middle of a grassland) as being a city on the level of Chernobyl)

Still has some good points otherwise though.

[Cajoes]

then what does 100 apples a day do?

Carpal tunnel.

[Raephire]

Don't fucking start it again. I buried the hatchet, you should too.

Anyway, where exactly are the goons located? I'm starting a new guy as a hermit farmer, and I need to know where to avoid.

Somewhere in the southwest

[skrylar]

FYI skrylar doesn't actually play, and hasn't in quite some time, he just likes to complain.

Yep. He doesn't actually play or even like the game so most of his information concerning it is secondhand. (One example of this is when he mentions Oregoon (a lonely village idol in the middle of a grassland) as being a city on the level of Chernobyl)

Still has some good points otherwise though.

I don't recall saying Oregoon was the size of Chernobyl, but it is another goon city.