The Village of Aintry *Points finger dramatically*

[ninja_yodeler]

You are accused of Theft and vandalism of some newbs under the protection of of a friend of a friend of the Turtle Gods. And the friend of the friend of the Turtle Gods is demanding compensation. Failure to meet said compensation will result in the rape and dismemberment of your rotting corpse while I eat my dinner each night; And the destruction of anything deemed to shit to bother looting. While meeting the demands of compensation will earn you the right to your life, and put you back in the neutral favor of those Almighty few who are gods over all manner of man, woman and turtle alike.

you have until I become impatient to reply.

[painhertz]

Any violence towards Ainrtry will be met by mine own fire and steel. :: points middle finger dramatically ::

[ninja_yodeler]

Any use of your fire and steel will be met with onlookers saying "Thats hot" and "shiny" unless of course you don't polish your steel, in which case they will say "not so shiny as it would be if he polished it" ::Disregards your threat dramatically::

[jordancoles]

Any violence towards Painhertz and/or Aintry will result in me retaliating with butthurt of unmatched proportions. :: dramatic finger point that you won't soon forget ::

[ninja_yodeler]

::Soon forgets your finger point. But not so soon that it's to casual for the situation::

[painhertz]

:: Has never even heard of Aintry :: Carry on :: Dramatically picks my nose ::

[bmjclark]

Aintry sounds really familiar...any chance of getting a screenshot of the town or something?

[ninja_yodeler]

Er, no screens but I did a quick forum search for it - Found a thread "Aintry declares war on rivers end" which might be where you've heard it.

[NaoWhut]

.:Kicks in the door and glances around the
room, looking over everyone in this thread.
Then walking into the middle of the room,
squatting and pulling my pants to my ankles,
i begin to glare down and grunt in concentration
as i add my own poop to the thread through
gritted teeth and a death stare at the floor:.


dramatically

Also, thanks, now i can find the place

[ninja_yodeler]

Cool story needs more care factor?