Gomorrah, back in Ainran's grasp

[Balls123]

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[burgingham]

What you people fail to realize is, the reason you all think you may lay claim to the title of "PvP Champ" is because you don't understand what Ainran means when they claim it. Their "PvP Champs" have killed hundreds, if not thousands of people and if they have died in combat, it was long enough ago to have only been a learning experience. Onionfighter, Burgingham, and Amanda have not killed nearly as many, do not know half the things about the combat system, and have not won when desperately outnumbered. All those things contribute to the feeling of being one of the best.

Claiming to be a PvP Champ because you have not died? That would be like seeing Muhammad-Ali punching someone so hard they fell to the floor, then going out and doing the same thing to your little brother and raising your hands in the air shouting "I AM THE GREATEST!". Why? Not dying is one of the many prerequisites, but not the main goal of a PvP Champ seeing as dying may lead to more glory than life. If it were all about living, you would call those people "Survival Champs", or "Cowards".

You are banned, stop evading that. Thank you.

[ramones]

Once upon a time there was a human being, who could lift any rock in the world, catch any fish with his bare hands, slaughter wild boar with his eyes and evade attacks from many elephants at once. He was faster than leopard, wiser than home-grown pig and his arms were as strong as shoe-laces on Mr. Norris shoes.

He rode his bycicle to jungle every morning to go catch his pray to feed his family. They loved him, so they gave him a nickname. PvP God. He walked with honor, he ran with no shame, even if his big mr. betweenmylegs was hiting his thies with every step.

He helped many innocent people to reach haven, many bad people to reach hell, and many unknown people to reach... vice? He had hawk eyes, he could smell enemy from far away and his GPS in his pocket always told him which way to run if that was needed to avoid a kiss of a sword.

His friends didn't know who he is, his enemies didn't know who he is, even his brothers didn't know they are brothers, while only his mother knew true story. He was one and only. Born from father.

One day, when he least expected, he stepped on small mouse. Not in his favor, mouse was poisonous with various shit and his knees suddenly felt the weekness. He crumbled, fell on the cold soily ground, while cold breeze blew his tears away. So helpless, he streched his arm towards sky, trying to grab a white cloud to squeeze it into his heart, but he couldn't reach it, apple tree was in his way, so he grabbed a poisonous worm on an apple, which bit his finger and nom his arm, legs, body and head. He could only moved his eyes, just before.... just before his last breath.

They always remembered him as... The brave man who didn't like fruit.

[Kaios]

...uh.......ok.................

[jordancoles]

Once upon a time there was a human being, who could lift any rock in the world, catch any fish with his bare hands, slaughter wild boar with his eyes and evade attacks from many elephants at once. He was faster than leopard, wiser than home-grown pig and his arms were as strong as shoe-laces on Mr. Norris shoes.

He rode his bycicle to jungle every morning to go catch his pray to feed his family. They loved him, so they gave him a nickname. PvP God. He walked with honor, he ran with no shame, even if his big mr. betweenmylegs was hiting his thies with every step.

He helped many innocent people to reach haven, many bad people to reach hell, and many unknown people to reach... vice? He had hawk eyes, he could smell enemy from far away and his GPS in his pocket always told him which way to run if that was needed to avoid a kiss of a sword.

His friends didn't know who he is, his enemies didn't know who he is, even his brothers didn't know they are brothers, while only his mother knew true story. He was one and only. Born from father.

One day, when he least expected, he stepped on small mouse. Not in his favor, mouse was poisonous with various shit and his knees suddenly felt the weekness. He crumbled, fell on the cold soily ground, while cold breeze blew his tears away. So helpless, he streched his arm towards sky, trying to grab a white cloud to squeeze it into his heart, but he couldn't reach it, apple tree was in his way, so he grabbed a poisonous worm on an apple, which bit his finger and nom his arm, legs, body and head. He could only moved his eyes, just before.... just before his last breath.

They always remembered him as... The brave man who didn't like fruit.

I'm glad everyone liked my story, RIP W6 Fighter

[Amanda44]

Onionfighter, Burgingham, and Amanda have not killed nearly as many, do not know half the things about the combat system, and have not won when desperately outnumbered. All those things contribute to the feeling of being one of the best.

But, hey, thanks for the compliment of including me in that sentence.
Also if you didn't know that the words following my name should include 'none' and 'nothing', lol, how do you know i haven't won when desperately outnumbered, maybe i just didn't want to brag about it.

[Vouss]

Onionfighter, Burgingham, and Amanda have not killed nearly as many, do not know half the things about the combat system, and have not won when desperately outnumbered. All those things contribute to the feeling of being one of the best.

But, hey, thanks for the compliment of including me in that sentence.
Also if you didn't know that the words following my name should include 'none' and 'nothing', lol, how do you know i haven't won when desperately outnumbered, maybe i just didn't want to brag about it.

Because every time you are raided you come crying like a little baby to the forums for a white-knight.

[Zeronine]

After reading through the long and stupid discussion about being the "champion of pvp" I'd like to add my 2 cents, namely, this from Wikipedia:

Champion:

Quote/'It is also possible to champion a cause. In an ideological sense, encompassing religion, a champion may be an evangelist, a visionary advocate who clears the field for the triumph of the idea. Or the champion may merely make a strong case for a new corporate division to a resistant board of directors. Such a champion may take on responsibility for publicizing the project and garnering funding. Such a champion is beyond a simple promoter. Here it is used as a verb. An example is, "The fundraiser championed rights for everyone." /Quote

Mark never said he was the best at Pvp, what he stated was that he's the champion of pvp, thus advocating it's happening all over the hearthlands

[Amanda44]

Onionfighter, Burgingham, and Amanda have not killed nearly as many, do not know half the things about the combat system, and have not won when desperately outnumbered. All those things contribute to the feeling of being one of the best.

But, hey, thanks for the compliment of including me in that sentence.
Also if you didn't know that the words following my name should include 'none' and 'nothing', lol, how do you know i haven't won when desperately outnumbered, maybe i just didn't want to brag about it.

Because every time you are raided you come crying like a little baby to the forums for a white-knight.

Actually thats not strictly true - the first two times i was raided i simply made a post about it like most ppl do - the fact that i was then helped was quite a surprise to me, especially the first time.

The last two times i've been raided i haven't even mentioned it.

[jordancoles]

Onionfighter, Burgingham, and Amanda have not killed nearly as many, do not know half the things about the combat system, and have not won when desperately outnumbered. All those things contribute to the feeling of being one of the best.

But, hey, thanks for the compliment of including me in that sentence.
Also if you didn't know that the words following my name should include 'none' and 'nothing', lol, how do you know i haven't won when desperately outnumbered, maybe i just didn't want to brag about it.

Because every time you are raided you come crying like a little baby to the forums for a white-knight.

I recall you calling for help many times lol, irrelevant.
And in Amanda's defense, she wasn't exactly asking for help, just wondering who/why really. But this isn't the insult the person above you thread you know~