While we do big stuff, here's a small content update.
Chair: Self explanatory.
Torchpost: You figure it out.
Cupboard: This thing holds a shitload, but don't keep it outside, as it will decay in an instant.
"There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved."
- Ludwig von Mises