he is also sexually confused amongst other things
eighth, go back inside your mansion and stay there till i tell you that you can come out. hurry along now!
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Eemerald
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Re: Looking for villagers

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I heart Emerald
She hates villagers with lives
Leads with iron fist
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Faurn
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:41 am
Re: Looking for villagers
Age - 19
Time zone - Eastern Atlanta
How much you play - 9
How long youve played - w4
Jobs you like ingame - breeding room
Game experience - Varrock
Villages you've been in - Horn Masters
People you've played with - Peanut22
Skype? - davis54
Any other info
Please let me be in the village i am loyal.
I serve and protect and ejaculat
Time zone - Eastern Atlanta
How much you play - 9
How long youve played - w4
Jobs you like ingame - breeding room
Game experience - Varrock
Villages you've been in - Horn Masters
People you've played with - Peanut22
Skype? - davis54
Any other info
Please let me be in the village i am loyal.
I serve and protect and ejaculat
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thatonemodder
- Posts: 2
- Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2012 10:06 pm
Re: Looking for villagers
14
PST
weekends
4+ hours
lumberjack
kinda newby, but ready to learn
none so far
my freinds
no skype, srry
PST
weekends
4+ hours
lumberjack
kinda newby, but ready to learn
none so far
my freinds
no skype, srry
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Eemerald
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:58 pm
Re: Looking for villagers
...........Faurn wrote:Age - 19
Time zone - Eastern Atlanta
How much you play - 9
How long youve played - w4
Jobs you like ingame - breeding room
Game experience - Varrock
Villages you've been in - Horn Masters
People you've played with - Peanut22
Skype? - davis54
Any other info
Please let me be in the village i am loyal.
I serve and protect and ejaculat
thatonemodder, im afraid you're too young, but good luck:)

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I heart Emerald
She hates villagers with lives
Leads with iron fist
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Ranma
- Posts: 384
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:16 pm
- Location: Jakarta, Indonesia
Re: Looking for villagers
1. [Uh huh..]Eemerald wrote:that is not a bad idea!Phaen wrote:In every cupboard in Emerald's village there is a parchment with a paragraph from an erotic novel.
She doesn't want anyone under 18 to accidentally stumble upon these parchments.
But seriously, there's a few reasons for the age thing.
1. I played most of world 5 with teenagers, and honestly, as mature as some seem to me, when they mix with others their age they act like idiots. and the majority, ended up doing really dumb shit, or i became their mother figure, which really when i work with teenagers, i like to come home and play and relax without dealing with more teenage drama in a game
2. Much of the village chat and skype village chat consists of pretty graphic sexual content. I realise that teenagers probably know more than me about sex ( minus the actual having sex part:P) but i dont feel very comfortable having a 14 yr old in a chat with adults discussing such topics. it is awkward and uncomfortabke.
3. maturity for a 14 yr old is different than most adults. I say most adults because ive exiled a lot of over 18's who have the maturity of a 5 yr old. but in general the older a person is irl the more mature they are
4. also from experience, younger players tend to like being given stuff for doing very little work and dont do any work until you specifically tell them what to do. even if they have a specific job, such as hunting, which normally means, you go and hunt animals. however, unless someone tells them, go hunt an animal, they dont do anything.
I have had slightly younger players, 16/17 year old this world. They are fine and still part of the town, but they were people i'd allied with and played with for a while before they joined the town so knew what they were like. yu cant really do that with players u've never met or played with.
2. [Me likey !]
3. [I'd say fail puberty, this is a common disease]
4. [That statement is checkmate, absolutely true....]
Hello Em, how are you ? Its been ages ago since i last talked to you via skype
Everything the light touches, is my kingdom.
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Eemerald
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Re: Looking for villagers
Ranma wrote:1. [Uh huh..]Eemerald wrote:that is not a bad idea!Phaen wrote:In every cupboard in Emerald's village there is a parchment with a paragraph from an erotic novel.
She doesn't want anyone under 18 to accidentally stumble upon these parchments.
But seriously, there's a few reasons for the age thing.
1. I played most of world 5 with teenagers, and honestly, as mature as some seem to me, when they mix with others their age they act like idiots. and the majority, ended up doing really dumb shit, or i became their mother figure, which really when i work with teenagers, i like to come home and play and relax without dealing with more teenage drama in a game
2. Much of the village chat and skype village chat consists of pretty graphic sexual content. I realise that teenagers probably know more than me about sex ( minus the actual having sex part:P) but i dont feel very comfortable having a 14 yr old in a chat with adults discussing such topics. it is awkward and uncomfortabke.
3. maturity for a 14 yr old is different than most adults. I say most adults because ive exiled a lot of over 18's who have the maturity of a 5 yr old. but in general the older a person is irl the more mature they are
4. also from experience, younger players tend to like being given stuff for doing very little work and dont do any work until you specifically tell them what to do. even if they have a specific job, such as hunting, which normally means, you go and hunt animals. however, unless someone tells them, go hunt an animal, they dont do anything.
I have had slightly younger players, 16/17 year old this world. They are fine and still part of the town, but they were people i'd allied with and played with for a while before they joined the town so knew what they were like. yu cant really do that with players u've never met or played with.
2. [Me likey !]
3. [I'd say fail puberty, this is a common disease]
4. [That statement is checkmate, absolutely true....]
Hello Em, how are you ? Its been ages ago since i last talked to you via skype
hey ranma:) hows things with u?

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I heart Emerald
She hates villagers with lives
Leads with iron fist
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Faurn
- Posts: 5
- Joined: Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:41 am
Re: Looking for villagers
Am i in or what? Can you just pm me the hearth secret, i am sick and tired of waiting to join a village, i am tired of playing by myself, i am fucking sick of it fuck.
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joojoo1975
- Posts: 2364
- Joined: Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:23 pm
- Location: no where specific
Re: Looking for villagers
I'm guessin you didn't make the cut, kid. especially after a reply like thatFaurn wrote:Am i in or what? Can you just pm me the hearth secret, i am sick and tired of waiting to join a village, i am tired of playing by myself, i am fucking sick of it fuck.
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Eemerald
- Posts: 2780
- Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:58 pm
Re: Looking for villagers
umm i didnt even take ur application seriouslyFaurn wrote:Am i in or what? Can you just pm me the hearth secret, i am sick and tired of waiting to join a village, i am tired of playing by myself, i am fucking sick of it fuck.
and certainly wont be now. and if u think i give hs to people from their initial application to join my town ure sorely mistaken.
good luck:)

A (bad) Haiku
I heart Emerald
She hates villagers with lives
Leads with iron fist
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Ranma
- Posts: 384
- Joined: Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:16 pm
- Location: Jakarta, Indonesia
Re: Looking for villagers
Sup grandpa, your still around ?joojoo1975 wrote:I'm guessin you didn't make the cut, kid. especially after a reply like thatFaurn wrote:Am i in or what? Can you just pm me the hearth secret, i am sick and tired of waiting to join a village, i am tired of playing by myself, i am fucking sick of it fuck.
Everything the light touches, is my kingdom.