Stab proof vests

[borka]

Ask „MORATEX” Institute in Lodz for a Dummy job - maybe they'll allow to wear test gear in private

Painhertz i love your humour! What a lucky man am i - i even don't have a wife ....

at this:
http://www.polishforums.com/archives/20 ... and-37356/

[Sarchi]

Fuck your stab-proof vest.



Get one of these.

[Mateusz_Zboj]

Yeah right, ceramic armor - I sure will be allowed to use it.

[Potjeh]

Medieval plate armour, if police ask questions just say you're a reenactor.

[Mateusz_Zboj]

No dice, you need papers for that.
LOADS of papers. Don't forget poland is still communismstained.

[Potjeh]

Hm... how about those lead vests X-ray operators wear?

[Mateusz_Zboj]

Guess I would be arrested for indecent behaviour.
Doesn't make sense? Fuck you. Police statististics make sense.

[Potjeh]

Obviously you wouldn't be wearing just the lead vest

[Mateusz_Zboj]

Well it's too heavy, attacker could outpace me and stab me in weakspot.

[Potjeh]

The weak spot being the face. I don't think you can get away with walking around wearing face protection in any country.

So yeah, just get yourself a nice big dog and have him with you at all times.