THE PLAGUES

[Nero]

Moses, please stop making all these frogs spawn all over my territory. It's really annoying. The last time I was at my invincible fortress (hereby to be refered to as COSMIC EMEROR NERO'S MAJESTIC FORTRESS) i was stunned to see all matter of amphibians jumping around. I punched them all to death, but now I have warts on my knuckles. Cease and desist immediately!

[Belisarius]

Come now, we should know how this story ends right? Rivers of blood, locusts feasting on your crops, slaughtering of first-born Egyptian sons, et al. Let his people go already Nero!

[Nero]

WTF all the sticks in my wicker basket are gone and there's a ton of snakes around now.