Bull Semen

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krikke93
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Bull Semen

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First of all, I'm not making a joke here, this is serious so please read first before ranting :)

The Bull Condom

First you're gonna need to equip the bull with a condom to catch his semen. There are some condoms that are made of lamb intestines and I think this is the best one fitting the game (and the bull).
You equip the bull by holding the condom and right-clicking the bull with it.

The Sex Stage

Now you wait until the bull has sex with one of your cows. As soon as it does, the cow won't get pregnant from it and the bull will be left with a filled condom.
Now you take the condom off the cow (don't wait too long or the semen will die because it doesn't have fluid to swim into).

The Semen Jar

Now you should have a jar which you fill the semen with. The jar should be filled with a semen containable fluid.

Why?

Maybe the biggest question in this thread: why would we wanna have this implemented into the game?
Because this way you could have high quality semen which you can sell to other hearthlings for creating high quality cows. This way you won't have to transfer a whole cow on very low speed through a raft to the other player.
In other words, it's useful for players without a bull or players who can't get high quality cows.
I also think this idea really fits into HnH's funny but realistic gameplay.

Player Suggestions

- Liftable baby animals
- Being able to pick baby animals up like chickens
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Imagine someone having the idea of a creamy cock without it existing on HnH, you'd react the same :lol:
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Most bizarre idea yet. Why not have babycows lift-able like boats.
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Xcom wrote:Most bizarre idea yet. Why not have babycows lift-able like boats.
Seems logic. And yes, Haven and Hearth is bizarre so I thought why not.
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I fear W7 might fix the raft bug. If that ever happens it will kill all animal trading. This might be useful then.

But to be honest. Breeding your semen into your lowQ female cow halfing the effectiveness of the semen and all the hassle of waiting 5 days for a single cow then another 10 for it to grow up. Then having to do this over and over for a higher Q female to repeat the process until you level out into a better Q. All sounds to stretched out to ever be a common practice. I think it will be another forgotten feacher like cartography. To much hassle for so little gain.
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You could be right. Well, ideas are there to be said and talked about :)
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This is my 2nd favorite suggestion ever :lol:
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Xcom wrote:Most bizarre idea yet. Why not have babycows lift-able like boats.
This is so much more practical and easier to implement.
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Dill wrote:
Xcom wrote:Most bizarre idea yet. Why not have babycows lift-able like boats.
This is so much more practical and easier to implement.
Not to mention less fucked up.

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