Horrible Jokes in Hearthland.

[ValerieHallaway]

No, YOU foxly have no talent.
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I just can't bear your attempt at a pun, you're boaring, and I'm too busy being a foxy lady, so you might as well rabbit your way out of this thread deer, because there's too many trolls already.

Nice. I don't get the rabbit one. I'm very cuirass about it.
Don't be sarcastic with me, though. Did you see my mussels? They can knock your teeth out in no time.

Please little hearthling, you couldn't Summon the Hird in time to put on a Chieftain's Hat, and I'd roast you like a piece of meat. Make like a Running Rabbit, and moufflon.

[NOOBY93]

I couldn't clay less about your stupid puns, they're the wurst I've seen. So, please. Stop speaking, I'm the one who lawspeaks around here.

[ValerieHallaway]

This isn't some kind of Hearth Magic, we're not even sparing here, you don't have brawling, and it's obvious I'm the cheesemaker here.

[NOOBY93]

This isn't some kind of Hearth Magic, we're not even sparing here, you don't have brawling, and it's obvious I'm the cheesemaker here.

Go suck a creamy cock because when I'm done with you, you'll be a shocked frog.

[ValerieHallaway]

This isn't some kind of Hearth Magic, we're not even sparing here, you don't have brawling, and it's obvious I'm the cheesemaker here.

Go suck a creamy cock because when I'm done with you, you'll be a shocked frog.

You don't bear pearls of wisdom enough to get my Lady's Mantle dewy.

[NOOBY93]

This isn't some kind of Hearth Magic, we're not even sparing here, you don't have brawling, and it's obvious I'm the cheesemaker here.

Go suck a creamy cock because when I'm done with you, you'll be a shocked frog.

You don't bear pearls of wisdom enough to get my Lady's Mantle dewy.

You win.
Though... Don't be so sure that you're a goldbeater's skin, you're just a plain old hide strap.
You think you're cool with your talisman? It's rattle-tattle.
If we got into a fight, your eye would look like a bluebell.
Sorry if your stool becomes red, but I wear the frog's crown here.
Your mom is so fat, I could call her Bolete and study her.
Your mom is so fat, I can fish her out as a rare curio.

[ValerieHallaway]

I've got your little silkworm lying on my table,
Can't tame this, rat: in Russia, my herds milk you.
My ancestors givin me numens,
Droppin all your eggs in one big raid.
QQ more, more server space for us,
Gotta drop a deuce- you do it in a gym sock.
You mine for gold, but all you get is stones,
While my steel's sweet as silver.
Fish for tricks and ruses, but your q10 meat will cook all the same.

[Kaios]

What is this now a rap battle?

You act tough like a boulder but I've chipped your stone,
lay you out like i'm layin' a brick,
leave you lying on the floor of your mansion all alone,
my rusty pickaxe puts holes in your racks,
drop any kinda scent and we'll follow those tracks,
you think you got cheese but your dough is sour,
the mere sight of this hearthling makes them all tremble and cower,
so don't go thinkin' you're some sly little fox,
or my q69 stone axe will chop ya head into blocks,
just keep this in mind if you plan to steal my power,
my village claim covers this whole entire earth,
come at me and your village will be a tale by the hearth.

[NOOBY93]

What is this now a rap battle?

You act tough like a boulder but I've chipped your stone,
lay you out like i'm layin' a brick,
leave you lying on the floor of your mansion all alone,
my rusty pickaxe puts holes in your racks,
drop any kinda scent and we'll follow those tracks,
you think you got cheese but your dough is sour,
the mere sight of this hearthling makes them all tremble and cower,
so don't go thinkin' you're some sly little fox,
or my q69 stone axe will chop ya head into blocks,
just keep this in mind if you plan to steal my power,
my village claim covers this whole entire earth,
come at me and your village will be a tale by the hearth.

Wow, this is amazing.
Word.
I'm out.

[ValerieHallaway]

What is this now a rap battle?

You act tough like a boulder but I've chipped your stone,
lay you out like i'm layin' a brick,
leave you lying on the floor of your mansion all alone,
my rusty pickaxe puts holes in your racks,
drop any kinda scent and we'll follow those tracks,
you think you got cheese but your dough is sour,
the mere sight of this hearthling makes them all tremble and cower,
so don't go thinkin' you're some sly little fox,
or my q69 stone axe will chop ya head into blocks,
just keep this in mind if you plan to steal my power,
my village claim covers this whole entire earth,
come at me and your village will be a tale by the hearth.

Droppin beats like slag, puttin up your walls,
Nothin' can hide ya from me, not even ya vault,
q100 Soldier sword, Valorous Strike, 6 coins,
Flex, punch ya into submission, Con ain't enough to take these burns,
Lyrics like an Everglowing Ember, burnin' through the night,
Can't see me comin in your hearth fire light,
You're swimmin' a river to wide, I gotcha in my sight,
Gob path running through the woods like a boar,
Your carpentry's too low, you can't make people anything but board,
I've got mansions in the heath, cabins in the thicket,
chop ya down like a log, mess with me I'm gonna split it,
Pullin up stumps, chump, can't make your ram, better run,
cuz when it comes to HnH raps, Like my curios, you're done.