You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.
These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.
It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!
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Kaios
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jordancoles
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
Kaios confirmed 21 year old virgin
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Kaios
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
It's okay, we're here for youKaios wrote:FUCKIN' RICK I HATE THAT GUY HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
body: templejordancoles wrote:We should have a party and get you a hookersabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
Ohyasabinati wrote:body: templejordancoles wrote:We should have a party and get you a hookersabinati wrote:i'll actually be a 22 year old virgin on tuesday
kk I'll take Vouss home then

Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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btaylor
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
Wait wait WAIT wait wait... you have to pay for your sex?Kaios wrote:You guys shouldn't joke about being a virgin, it is a very serious matter. Millions of 21 year olds around the world suffer from being a virgin every day and struggle just to make it through their daily routines without committing homicide.
These brave young men have to face each day never knowing if they will ever get their dick wet, always wondering why Suzy Johnson across the street hangs out with that douchebag Rick, stuck in a never-ending nightmare as they watch their bankroll slowly decline every time they spend that cash on a girl hoping to get laid.
It's a horrible fate and I for one can't stand to see people making jokes about this terrible hardship that some people must endure!
The unfed mind devours itself. - Gore Vidal
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virgo235
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey...
And..
Where is demijohn for honey?
And..
Where is demijohn for honey?
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MagicManICT
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Re: Game Development: The Land of Wine, Milk and Honey
Who needs more than a bucket of honey at once? If you're not using it, don't store it as it makes faster than it's used.
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