Assault on Knights who say Ni!

[NOOBY93]

So I was foraging at the mountain near Knights who say Ni, and i was with a guy called Bait.
Now, I checked the forums, went back to game where Bait logged off and 2 dhelmers are ganking me. 1 with b12, the other.. Not sure.
Anyway, I went back to my boat but turns out they put it in-land. Guess what I did? I casually lifted it, got it to river, entered boat. One of the fags entered the boat too.
I went to middle of river and swam to shore, it was a thicket.
I ran like 3000 tiles through a HUGE ASS THICKET. I dropped my bucket of water... Fuck.
I was at like 30 SHP, and at a river. Had no water, stamina is like 20%.
I was fucked.
I turned around, grabbed my bucket, and started leaping back to the boat.
I got punched again. Damn! 12 SHP.
I kept running, entered the boat and sailed away ^^
Gg 2 dhelmers, but you can't take down 1 Nooby.

how the fuck do you get down to 12shp in a 2v1 with this combat

Well I was at like 40 when I got back to the game.

[TeckXKnight]

The web of secrets and lies that forms whenever Knight and Lady post is astonishingly amusing.

[btaylor]

I find it kind of odd that the KWSN would suddenly be attacked when they had just recently dealt with two bad apples in their village. I'm pretty sure Sir and Lady are behind this. Allow me to explain my deductions:

1. Sir has been actively seeking new villages to join as proven by using an alt to try and post applications in recruitment threads.
2. Lady comes to this thread to stir up drama, almost as if trying to add insult to injury like, "You did this to us now you are getting what you deserve."

Not a lot to go on and it's a stretch but it could be that Sir made contact with a village somehow and garnered support to get back at the KWSN. I'm sure there are some people out there that don't take much to manipulate, so a few "qq" stories about being "unjustly killed" and expelled from their previous village would motivate any naive white knight to take up arms in the names of these poor victims.

Of course I could be wrong and the raiders could just be a couple of Polacks.

[TeckXKnight]

Considering Knight was messaging everyone he could trying to stir up trouble for KWSN, I don't see how it's a stretch at all. There's always someone who wants to raid others and it doesn't take much to move them into action. Presumably information was handed off that would make the raiders feel like they could substantial profit from this in either the form of in-game goods or lulz.

[Amanda44]

So, this had nothing to do with sirremington and lady8? I thought for a minute they'd somehow managed to muster up support.

My original instincts too btay, but then I just couldn't see how - but, like you and Teck say, there are always those willing to fight, be it for honor, revenge, loot or the lulz.

Talking of which - is the assault on the village over now?

[Gallade]

I find it kind of odd that the KWSN would suddenly be attacked when they had just recently dealt with two bad apples in their village. I'm pretty sure Sir and Lady are behind this. Allow me to explain my deductions:

1. Sir has been actively seeking new villages to join as proven by using an alt to try and post applications in recruitment threads.
2. Lady comes to this thread to stir up drama, almost as if trying to add insult to injury like, "You did this to us now you are getting what you deserve."

Not a lot to go on and it's a stretch but it could be that Sir made contact with a village somehow and garnered support to get back at the KWSN. I'm sure there are some people out there that don't take much to manipulate, so a few "qq" stories about being "unjustly killed" and expelled from their previous village would motivate any naive white knight to take up arms in the names of these poor victims.

Of course I could be wrong and the raiders could just be a couple of Polacks.

Come to think of it they did say something on the lines of "DIE AMERICAN DIE".

Don't you love it when the bare istinct of racism and pointless violence can surface freely?

[NOOBY93]

So, this had nothing to do with sirremington and lady8? I thought for a minute they'd somehow managed to muster up support.

My original instincts too btay, but then I just couldn't see how - but, like you and Teck say, there are always those willing to fight, be it for honor, revenge, loot or the lulz.

Talking of which - is the assault on the village over now?

Over the village, sure. Over people who forage on the village's mountain, nope.
I expect another siege soon.

[btaylor]

So, this had nothing to do with sirremington and lady8? I thought for a minute they'd somehow managed to muster up support.

My original instincts too btay, but then I just couldn't see how - but, like you and Teck say, there are always those willing to fight, be it for honor, revenge, loot or the lulz.

Talking of which - is the assault on the village over now?

Pretty sure these "raiders" would have gathered their buddies by now to assault the village. I'm starting to think they're just random people looking for defenseless villages to terrify with their "leet skillz." I'd give it another day until their ADHD kicks in and they move onto something more stimulating for their senses.

[Amanda44]

I'd give it another day until their ADHD kicks in and they move onto something more stimulating for their senses.

- I hope so, not that i'm wishing them on anyone else ofc, I just hope Thijssnl has returned to the village now and all is well.

@ Nooby - you did brilliantly to survive!

[ChildhoodObesity]

@ Nooby - you did brilliantly to survive!

EAT A Dix AmAndA, U clearly KNOE nOTHinG.