Billy, r u retarded300Stalker wrote:This post actually proves how big pussies you are instead of building a ram to raid us you just used a glitch to save your precious time
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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
68% on Katan's skull in my study, want to buy it yet?
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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300Stalker
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Billy, r u retarded[/quote]
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Pussy
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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
>Sees at least 3 dots in the village with Norris preparing to port home as well (cumfirmed from the skype call)300Stalker wrote:Pussy
>Comes back with 3 people expecting a fight
>You all log out or port away when we show up with 3
>We're pussies
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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300Stalker
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Ha thats because i wasn't there when that happend did you ever heard of timezones you dumbass?
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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Wow, pussy300Stalker wrote:Ha thats because i wasn't there when that happend did you ever heard of timezones you dumbass?
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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300Stalker
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Obviously you are too retarded to understand what "Timezone"means so i will leave you now enjoy your new place
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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Thanks, I think I'll just let it rot though300Stalker wrote:Obviously you are too retarded to understand what "Timezone"means so i will leave you now enjoy your new place
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.

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bakalavr
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Sir Jordan, it would be such disappointment if you will just ignore such inconvenient questions. We would appreciate your comments you know.bakalavr wrote:JC, you did great job creating such entertaining topic. Something bothers me though.Please specify, who exactly gave you XR sign. Norris? Why would he do so, your opinion?jordancoles wrote:So I heard talk of Troll visiting WaffleEggnog/Norris's village on a regular basis so I PM'd him asking for a port nearby.
For some reason I was given a port right beside the walls
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Norris then proceeded to message one of Tylur's villagers and asked them to take refuge
He then oathed himself straight to my idol
Judging from oath part, he treated you and your village as his friends till the end. Pardon me if I'm wrong, but this raid looks like a huge backstab. Not that Troll wasn't aware of corner glitch, he obviously was, but you just got there earlier.
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jordancoles
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Re: Balls-Deep in Helms Deep
Oh lol, I thought I'd already responded to thisbakalavr wrote:Sir Jordan, it would be such disappointment if you will just ignore such inconvenient questions. We would appreciate your comments you know.bakalavr wrote:JC, you did great job creating such entertaining topic. Something bothers me though.Please specify, who exactly gave you XR sign. Norris? Why would he do so, your opinion?jordancoles wrote:So I heard talk of Troll visiting WaffleEggnog/Norris's village on a regular basis so I PM'd him asking for a port nearby.
For some reason I was given a port right beside the walls
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Norris then proceeded to message one of Tylur's villagers and asked them to take refuge
He then oathed himself straight to my idol
Judging from oath part, he treated you and your village as his friends till the end. Pardon me if I'm wrong, but this raid looks like a huge backstab. Not that Troll wasn't aware of corner glitch, he obviously was, but you just got there earlier.
I have traded once or twice with Norris and his villagers in the last few weeks. During this deal he managed to piss me off decently. Originally, he wanted to buy a q114 mulberry seed from me but he did not yet have the pearls to do so. I then gave him a q97 seed for free along with some q80+ soil as a way to secure the trade later for the higher q. A few days go by and he messages me and I tell him the price of 250 points. He then tries to tell me that I'd stated 200 points before and was trying to jew me down to that. (Ramones sells q115+ for 500 points, so it was already half price) I reject his offer and tell him it's 250. Shortly after, his LS Katan messages me about the trade and attempts to give me 150 points for it. Trying to trick me when I have chatlogs of a deal will not make me like you very much.
We're not allied or anything and I had heard of Troll having a lot of fun 3v1'ing them etc etc. I was too lazy to run over there to shoot at them so I decided to ask Norris himself for a CR to pick up Troll's scents from the murder. Not even 5 mins later I had a CR right to their walls.
He then asked one of Tyler's villagers to oath over to their idol. He didn't know who they were and from what I understand it was the same as some random person asking him to port over to them and he did it. (Little did he know that the person he was asking to oath him was the same person who waited up for 3 hours with me camping his HF the night before)
Check out my pro-tips threadDuhhrail wrote:No matter how fast you think you can beat your meat, Jordancoles lies in the shadows and waits to attack his defenseless prey. (tl;dr) Don't afk and jack off.
