Koki's Kool Kids (KKK) - tyler getting rekd, then rages

[ChildhoodObesity]

Good job on your first kill in a long time. Maslow went fully retarded. Sucks i couldnt be there.. good job boys!

come on bud u died like 9 days ago

2weekz actually not2long id rather be killing titans then liek 300ua nabz and the odd titan every now and then

[Ozzy123]

Good job on your first kill in a long time. Maslow went fully retarded. Sucks i couldnt be there.. good job boys!

maslow, you, frank, legolas like 3 times hmmmmmmm

[ChildhoodObesity]

Good job on your first kill in a long time. Maslow went fully retarded. Sucks i couldnt be there.. good job boys!

maslow, you, frank, legolas like 3 times hmmmmmmm

frank twice, cactus, thomas liek 100x and coles is lucky as fuk 2 be alive NoT2mention we kill u guys and ur change like every time

[Lord_of_War]

Do we get video this time? Or more pics.

[tkearns]

Good job on your first kill in a long time. Maslow went fully retarded. Sucks i couldnt be there.. good job boys!

come on bud u died like 9 days ago

I died 2 weeks ago lol

[xXxBluNtSm0k4HxXx420]

It appears there is much dick waving going on and not enuff storeh, Shall I add some story to this thread???????? Okay, I know that you guys would say yes, so I took the liberty of uploading some pics and writing it out anyways..... AHEM..

It all started yesterday.. and what a day that was! Dirty Harry and his pal were out for some fun, sitting outside Golden Dick Vault (not even joking, that's what they named it -_-) shit talking some guys in there, when some more Dis guys port in. Clearly getting ready to chase my pal and I, we decided to BACK the FUCK off. 2 v 5/6 not so fun :S

So a few hours go by, and we decide to go out tracking some criminal scum from that vault and it seems they're off their hearthfire! What luck! So we are boating up the river, when SUDDENLY; two guys, in dragon helms and full kit in separate boats at the rivers edge agro me instantly! "What luck!" I exclaimed to my pal, "two guys for us to have some fun with!" so we are being chased, stacking some coins, another guy on thier side joins the fight, my pal almost gets his boat stuck in the middle of them, but with some MLG maunevers we continue going. All is going well, we're stacking IP and deciding where we should ground the boats and fight these guys, WHEN SUDDENLY, Dirty Harry Derps it up and boats back through the middle of the 3 guys in boats! So the chase heads the direction from which they came, no problem... UNTIL Dirty Harry see's some more boats... Clearly he is in a bad spot and the best option is to ground the boat and head inland, so with 8 or so people right on his ass he begins his MLG pro master escape! After some near misses from Marslow the titan. After swimming his second river, with things looking grim a ray of light is seen! A boat on the other side of the river! So Harry hops in and sails north, however! Whoelse but Sidney Crosby is waiting for him in a boat, so the chase begings again, stacking coins on each other, Harry gets ready to ground his boat. He hops out and runs inland, with Sidney in toe but shortly running back to his boat, so knowing backup was close behind, Harry ports home.

Meanwhile, while this is happening, his MLG swagolcious partner in crime has rallied some troop to fight them on even footing. We port back and head to their last known location, while collecting scents, when Suddenly!!!!! two dragon helmers in boats! They ground the boats and run north to what we presume an escape route. As we reach the waters edge of a massive lake (the same lake with the golden dick vault on it) there are a couple guys waiting with boats, so we begin to stack coins, hoping something might eventuate. An hour later, still stacking coins, Marslow slips up and takes a movement valour from one of the guys, he then proceeds to take another which pings, but drops his defence to 0 and then another, which finally brings the titan down. The Dis crew attempt to block his body to shield him from any further hits, however, one person who's yolo is unmatched dives into three of them and valorous strikes Marslow, finally ending his life.

Dis being defeated and now with even numbers, bash their comrades body and boat away.

Here are pics from the second half of the adventure;

[jordancoles]

RIP Maslow

He burnt up trying to reach the sun :'( o7

[tkearns]

Good job on your first kill in a long time. Maslow went fully retarded. Sucks i couldnt be there.. good job boys!

maslow, you, frank, legolas like 3 times hmmmmmmm

Legolas is a nab. yes me maslow and frank... But You died twice? Muldor 4 times? And all your york buddys?

[wonder-ass]

how is this not in hell nor locked

[Lord_of_War]

how is this not in hell nor locked

This is congress.