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Haiku thread

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five, seven then five again
post Haiku's or die
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Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.
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fuck that fucking boar
it went and ruined my day
and also bills day too
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Baby Blue eyes
I walk into the world
Diabolical

I see a sword's hilt
Poking from the chest of
Everybody

I guess this is right
You see, the world I'm in
Haven and Hearth
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taste my axe you bitch
i will punch u in the face
winning world seven

Note; this would be 5-7-5 sylables when speaking/reading it up but due to spelling it's a few more at times.
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Please don't leave your lube
sitting next to the toothpaste
it is dark in here.
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Re: Haiku thread

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Bob dole Bob dole Bob
Bob dole bob dole bob dole bob
dole bob dole bob dole

The haiku above
is copywritted do not
cause infringement fags
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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the_portals wrote:Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.
BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ONE!!!! xDDDD
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MrFreed wrote:
the_portals wrote:Don't think of it as
a handjob. Think of it as
a hand vacation.
BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT ONE!!!! xDDDD
that is not haiku
Crimson chin you are a noob
haiku or you die
Early world exploit: Put your hearthfire inside a cave, then hold shift to position a claim right in front of a cave. After 8 hours the claim will be unbreakable. Since your hearthfire is inside the cave, you can still get back inside, and leave, but nobody will be able to enter, effectively making you unraidable for the first 3-7 days. Enjoy
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Another one of
these stupid threads coming up
Please stop this bullshit
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