Haiku thread

[Sarge]

Depression:

Will to live is spent
Like my seed all over your
Sister's slutty face

- by Leftist Bastard

[Pinkie-Pie]

I want a cookie,
please give me peanut butter
Its my favorite

[GrapefruitV]

Ponies are horrible
the whole world hates ponyfags
feel free to cry now

[Pinkie-Pie]

six, seven then five?
At least we can write haikus
Your tiny brain can't

Argument is null
The whole world hates everything
No point in faking

this is you, Grapefruit
"Stop liking what I don't like"
sorry but no thanks

[GrapefruitV]

"Hor-rible" is like two
in common speech humans use
"bl" may sound like one

When it's really not.
And this was just a known fact
Not an argument.

You would notice that
If your brain wasn't rotting from
bad cartoons you watch.

You would also know
Haiku can be different.
But you do not care.

Too busy seeking
any kind of fame in here.
Boring threads don't help.

[borka]

Last night it has been snowing
i went out into my garden to watch the snowflakes play
now my neighbours talk about me having a visitor

[overtyped]

Last night it has been snowing
i went out into my garden to watch the snowflakes play
now my neighbours talk about me having a visitor

this is not haiku
Learn to haiku already fag
go back to preschool

[Pinkie-Pie]

You guys need some help
here, I have a useful link
no need to thank me

[borka]

too bad you people don't get the joke - prolly Tonky will understand ...

[GrapefruitV]

You guys need some help
here, I have a useful link
no need to thank me

Haiku is an art
not just syllables jerking
keep frames for yourself