Megam8z VS The World! (Heavy Images)

[Scruffy]

inVITE COOMODO 2 PARTY SO FUCKING DISSAPOINTED WHY DO WE EVEN PLEYGAME WITH FEWER PEOEPEL

[dafels]

guys, we need more people!

[kaizokuroof]

You're outclassed and outplayed son

[ChildhoodObesity]

fags stop coming when im offline

[Atamzsiktrop]

Another glorious victory on m8's account.

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[Atamzsiktrop]

Breaking news!
Megam8s getting another kills - wild koreans should be scared.





(this guy was obviously an alt, but he also had around 400 uac, no screens of killing)

Dis came to help koreans, but m8s almost downed one of them and escaped without any problem.



So, in general, 4 koreans got killed today.

[dafels]

North korea is best korea.

[caz]

I'm so proud

[kaizokuroof]

INCOMING WALL OF TEXT, APOLOGIES FOR THE LENGTH THIS TIME, BUT 4 KILLS THERE IS NO WAY 2 SHORTEN IT. ENjoY..


Another typical megam8 day, again, boating around Fort Kostepo grids, Michael the Greater, Juicy J and Kaiwaiizokuroof~~~<3~~ looking for scents, loot and wild Koreans to fight. After heading to the southern part of the grid, right before we head home Juicy J spots a murder scent on the shore, and checks to see if it's online.... IT IS! however, only 10 ticks remain on the scent.. so we steal some baskets from a nearby settlement, because fucking building baskets, store some extra scents and head off to track the perp who is pointing north and off hearth fire but only slightly.

So we boat north, casually checking scents, until Juicy J ports back to a "Closer CR" to see if we can sandwich them.. suddenly the perps direction changes quite hard, and we tell Juicy J to get back as soon as possible. The scents lead us to some raided Ant Hills and a lake, the direction of the perp then changes from north to south so we ground our boats, Michael grounds the boats while Kaiwaiizokuroof rushes ahead to find the perp, Kaiwaiizokuroof runs south past a brickwall/Palisafe village, he checks the scents again and they point North East, he quickly tells Michael to rush around the other side to catch the guy out and stop him from reaching the boats, however Kaiwaiizokuroof runs into him first, the perp takes a movement punch, breaking his defence instantly and dealing 50+ Damage, the perp is now running north beside the village walls and then around the corner to the west, to where Michael was waiting to intercept, he quickly has his defence broken again and is downed with a chop, sending him sprawled onto his back with stars in his eyes.

A group choice is made to leave the guy alive to discuss why he left the murder scent and which village/faction he's with, while Juicy J is on route to meet up with us... His broken Koringlish is a giveaway that he's Korean, so we wait until Juicy J is with us to test his weight, we estimated about 400~ UA and attempt to kill him with a cleave. Sadly it only KO's him and he's quickly finished by the others.

Kaiwaiizokuroof heads towards the boat, cautioning the group that there may be Koreans on the way, the others agree so Kaiwaiizokuroof takes it slow and heads to the boats.. suddenly a dhelmer appears, so Kaiwaiizokuroof stacks some coins and pops einher, scaring the dhelmer away as Juicy J and Michael enter render, we quickly pick up the three boats still there, place them in the water and chase after the dhelmer. Michael in the lead, followed closely by Juicy J and lagging behind is Kaiwaiizokuroof. Michael advises he's seen more dhelmers, this time 2 guys in 1 boat so the odds are now 3 v 3, pretty good! but at this stage trust swegles has awoken from his slumber and joins the call... "Anything going on?"... "Another boat with 2 more dhelmers" Michael exclaims!

Quickly we get Swegles in the party while performing and performing some MLG boat tactics, stack coins on the 5 Koreans and begin some MLG combat. Suddenly, Kaiwaiizokuroof is blocked by 3 of the boats, because he's super shit at da boat combats, a Korean hops into his boat, but his MLG pals manage to help poor Kaiwaiizokuroof from the mess he's put himself and he begins to fight the guy in his boat. The Korean punches Kaiwaiizokuroof, doing almost nothing to his defence bar, Kaiwaiizokuroof returns a swift punch back to the Korean, wrecking his defence bar and begins dragging him in the boat further from his pals. The Korean then bails from the boat leaving him wide open for some attacks by Michael and Juicy J, sadly however boat combat is the werst and the moves didn't go off, so he lives another day... however, quickly the single boated is trapped between the 3 megam8s, Juicy J boldly yolo's into his boat, calling oppurtunity knocks 4 times on him, lowering his defence for a clean hit. The Korean bails from the boat and swims for the empty one. Juicy J manuvers past him quickly, grabbing the spare boat forcing the Korean into more panic. The Korean is then Valorus D'd by Michael/JuicyJ or Kaiwaiizokuroof KOing the poor dhelmer and is then quickly chopped by Michael the Greater, sending him to a watery grave. (RIP)

Swegles still on route to the m8s at this stage is getting closer, the Koreans are heading back to on of their camps "Fort Kostepo" but the m8s have already downed 2 Koreans, why stop now? All 3 mates stack coins and keep in close to the 4 in boats. We JUST pass swegles at a T section of river, with a small patch of land, so he hoofs his boat over land and begins to chase as well.

The Koreans ground their boats, right next to a huge swamp, one looks as if he is about to port so Kaiwaiizokuroof agro's him diligently while Michael and Juicy J get out on to land and follow the koreans in land, with Kaiwaiizokuroof close behind. Michael the Greater pulls a beautiful movement valor off on one of the koreans, as he is about to enter the swamp for 700+ dmg. Kaiwaiizokuroof is a little ways a way, but the korean clips himself and then enters a swamp giving Kaiwaiizokuroof the time he needed to queue punch on the scrub and send him spiraling to the floor. Michael the Greater then chops the poor fellow, killing him where he lays.. meanwhile, as Michael the Greater is killing the downed dhelmer, kaizokuroof takes a punch from one of the dhelmers, who is then intercepted by Juicy J, however Kaiwaiizokuroof is then engaged by the 3rd Dehelmer, who happens to have 0/4 on Kaiwaiizokuroof and with 50 defence/0 attack, Kaiwaiizokuroof charges the korean, stacking to 2 coins as the Korean stacks for 6, just missing out on a potential armor damaging VS as Kaiwaiizokuroof Evil Eye's him before his attack. Michael the Greater moves in to intercept the freshly evil eye'd Korean, who runs west into the swamp with a slight lead.

At this stage, Swegles has caught up and is watching the boats/CR, that is right by where we are fighting for re-enforcements... he alerts the rest of the m8s that 1 dhelmer and a Burrcaper have ported to the CR... choising his targets wisely, he agro's the bear caper and stacks a coin on him... Fearing Swegles the Dhelmer that ported to the CR, runs north to presumably port away, leaving Swegles to rek his opponent in a 1 v 1.

Juicy J who at this stage had been chasing 2 v 1 a pair of dhelmers, turns around to intercept the korean who's crossing the swamp... the Koreans, sensing their pals are in danger turn around after Juicy J however some quick manurers get the 3rd korean in the swamp out of the swampy situation, Michael and Juicy J are now chasing the 3 Koreans, with kaiwaizokuroof close behind and Swegles guarding the boats/CRs in case more backup comes... The 3 dhelmers are chased for a solid 2 minutes, before they reach a river... with the advantage in their side, we decide it's best to get out of the situation we're already in (which is pretty good, better than the koreans at least..) and head back to our trusty pal Swegles, halfway there he informs that more dhelmers have arrived, Snikers, Andreas and possible more.. With the group out numbered and water/hunger getting low, we decide it's time to get out.. 4 kills is pretty good, lets keep it 0 on our side.

The situation, while kinda bad, is pretty gud. We have Juicy J, Michael the Greater and Kaiwaizokuroof fighting 3 and swegles fight 2+ so we decide it's best for swegles to cut through the swamp, head to us for a regroup and we'll escape together. Once regrouped, we head north as far as we can, crossing a river telling Michael to port back, as his hunger and water are too low to continue fighting safely. So that's one out...

The chase continues north, with the Holy Union in toe, Andreas, Fields, Snikers and some other members who I didn't have memorized continued to chase for a good while. At one stage, we decide to split the 4 v 3 up into a 2 v 2 and a 2 v 1. Bravely Kaiwaizokuroof leads two of the unknown (to me) dhelmers east, while Juicy J and Swegles head north, stacking coins and getting ready to pull of some MLG tactics.

Kaiwaizokuroof stacks some coins on the 2 Dhelmers and gets ready for a long chase, while he talks to his comrades and asks them how they're doing. A plan is quickly formulated to kill Fields, as he is swimming a river.. his chasing is quite yolo and the duo might have an opportunity to get them... Suddenly Juicy J stops running about 20 tiles from the water and fields takes the bait, moving in with a swift punch.. Juicy J tanks the punch, with Andreas close by, moving in for an attack also... however, fields is then Valorus D'd to <20 defence, giving Sweggles the oppurtunity he needs! He quickly rushes fields with Valorus D queued and as he enters the water RIP YOLO's him for 704 DMG.... !!!! ITS A MOVEMENT HIT! but sadly fields isn't downed... Andreas then valrous strikes Swegles to 30 defence ~ wasting his coins and attack as Juicy J and Swegles escape to the north...

At this stage, Kaiwaizokuroof has looped around slightly and is heading north west, towards where his comrades are presumably heading. Juicy J is low on water and hunger and needs to get out fast, so the two lose agro, Juicy J ports home and Swegles boldly stays behind to assist his pal Kaiwaiizokuroof.. The pair meet up and choose to swim a river... just in time too, as Snikers is now in render in a boat as we're half way through the river.. thankfully the pair get to the other side and continue running north, to another! river, swimming it in time again... There are still ~5 or so in render and many cliffs to the north, Swegles and Kaizo are now down to two buckets of water and are 49%~ Starving, the situation is still good, but is also kinda bad... By this time, Juicy J and Michael have regained their hunger and water and have begun boating towards the m8s in need, with a few more plays by the duo, they are quickly scooped up by Juicy J and Michael and are boated to safey, leaving the death toll, 4 for the Koreans and 0 for the Megam8s.

Below are the various pictures of the fight:

Tits lol attacks the murder scent perp alone, with michael to the north intercepting


Tits Lol and Michael attack the dhelmer in the water, sending him to his watery Grave...


The group of 3 yolo's into the group of koreans after Michael movement vals him and Kaizo pucnhes him, downing another, leaving his 3 pals to run.


The gear of the movement val'd Korean (looks like he's full change as well ;_; )


Swegles absolutely fucks up this Korean, who has similar stats to Megam8 pal (though can only be confirmed if you post your stats)


The pals are rescued by their comrades who have returned to help a brother out, Andreas confirmed only one in render


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Symbol of Peace (the murder perps skull)


M8s return for skulls... body bashed ;-;


And another bashed



KAIZO'S PIX (pretty much the same)



Kaiwaiizo with 0 attk after hitting the korean in the water.


#Worldst@r

If Swegles wasn't just a poor yolo alt, perhaps fields would have been downed bring the kill count to 5, sadly we'll never know..... until next time ))))

Here is the vidya of the hit, uploaded by Andreas, thanks for that bud.

#dat hit doe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EO9Sww ... e=youtu.be

I HOPE U ENJOIIED THE STORY AND STORY FOR THE WALL O TEXT geddit??!!?!?/ HUAEHEUAHEUAHEUh

[NOOBY93]

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