World 7, time have come for all Jedi to join forces!

[Bartholomew_Owen]

So it as come to this,

As you all know, there is a lot of persecution against us Jedi. Non-Jedi are just too jealous of our powers and the fact that we are special. So I call all Jedi to unite in the fight against Jedi-haters!

We will raise an army to conquer our neighbors, after all they are lesser being occupying the space that was given to us by The force.

We will test every padawan, to make sure they are true Jedi, those who are not and attempt to fool us will be executed, there is no place for non-Jedi among us. We also send alts to test nearby camps and determine if they are enemy of the Jedi. If they answer things like its a shame Dark-Vader didn't kill em all, we raid them and show them the power of The force.

You may try to engage in dialogue with us to try to make us doubt our history and heritage, but we are no fool, we see clearly. Those who attempts to have such discussions are Jedi-haters, as no one can question the power of The force!


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Being anti-Jedi is being pure evil, face it! -Graffiti on a wall of Tatooine.

Jedi pride universe wide!

[appocuplis]

If you're still looking for apprentices, I wouldn't mind. PM me here so that the anti-Jedi's do not intercept our communications.

[Arcanist]

Jedium r fags.
long live the empire!

[spookyw]

Long live the glorious republic

[LadyV]

May the Force be with you!

[gorakknight]

If you're looking for more people, I'm looking for someone to play with!

[TeckXKnight]

TechXknight, at which point does shitposting reach critical mass to deserve a temp ban?

A long time ago, I'm just too much of a pussy to properly ban people when they deserve it. Please report problematic posts in the future.

Cleaning up the thread.