Lets combine Haven and real life.

Emkarcinos · Post by **Emkarcinos** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:36 pm

Imagine you are in the shop, buying some stuff. You are done, and the shop assistant tells you, to Pay 10 dolars, and you say "playing only with pearls"

-Honey, whats on the dinner today?
-BIG BEAR BANGER!

You are driving a car, and suddenly there is a plane crash, some parts fell just next to you, and you say "Noob dis altspawning at me"

You go to school And you say "time to fill my study"

You Got lost in the woods with your friend, and you are trying to travel to your hearthfire, and you cant, so you say "deaggro me idiot i cant port"

You see your gardener having a rest, you say "fucking bot bugged again"

You dont go to your shop by yourself, you make an alt so the shop assistant can oath you.

When mom tells you to buy carrots, you ask "what quality?"

You see a car crash, one of the driver yells "LOFTAR FIX HITBOXES"

When are about to die, you say "dw im full tradition"

When you hit a Wall you say "oh fuck world border"

When your mum says that you are bad at school you say "i have 100k lp/h!"

Submit more ridiculous ideas guyz And gurlz!

overtyped · Post by **overtyped** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:47 pm

There was already a thread like this, go home you drunk.

Nikitan83 · Post by **Nikitan83** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:51 pm

Perhaps there are a thread like this before idk and idc cus im sure that thread didn't happen to have this epic sentence that Emkarcinos thread has! xD

You are driving a car, and suddenly there is a plane crash, some parts fell just next to you, and you say "Noob dis altspawning at me"

xD

BlaBoing · Post by **BlaBoing** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:52 am

You get arrested for public nuisance after your neighbors cat jumped your fence and you rant about that "f* cheater" for hours.

the_portals · Post by **the_portals** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 5:46 pm

You accidentally break one of your neighbor's garden decorations, and when you wake up the next morning all your shit is stolen and your house is gone

GrapefruitV · Post by **GrapefruitV** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 6:57 pm

Someone walks by your fence, you send your naked child to check him out.

Tonkyhonk · Post by **Tonkyhonk** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:26 pm

leave your ghost in your bed when you are grounded. if your mom finds out it was just a ghost in your bed, teleport back to hearth instantly.

Borgaaz · Post by **Borgaaz** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:03 pm

Mom I cant get paid any more yet, my pockets are full of curios.

borka · Post by **borka** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:09 am

Going back home from Supermarket, getting mugged and search desperatly for water buckets in your bag

Xcom · Post by **Xcom** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:03 pm

Looks what time it is, divides it by 3.

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