The dumbest ways you've died in haven and hearth

[Arcanist]

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I failed to lure ants to the water.

[dafels]

Dodged 6 AD alt spawns only to be hit by a tree. Took multiple AD to take down my 400ua fighting alt as you can see in the pic.

we got this on video and actually you get spawned 3 alts on you and you get blocked on all of them, then you clip yourself on a tree and get valstriked 2 times and koed.

anyways, my shittiest death was in w6, when I was full change 600 ua base (400-500 ua einher) and I was swimming a river then my internet disconnects for 30 minutes in middle of river and my char drowned.

[Ozzy123]

I think I win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49k5MeeIM9A

[Zou]

I jumped out of a boat and got stuck underneath it. I couldn't move and was forced to sit there and watch my stamina slowly drain.

[overtyped]

I jumped out of a boat and got stuck underneath it. I couldn't move and was forced to sit there and watch my stamina slowly drain.

If you were a palibasher, you could of bashed the boat and swam to shore! nub

[BangPow]

Im sure Jorbtar have some good ones, especially from all the noobs trying get there characters revived. But as for me, I had a pali basher with minimum stats, it took me 45 minutes to bash the palisade. But after finally bashing through I raided the village and got out of there. Went back home took off my my gear and put on my leaches. Got sidetracked with my alt, and a fellow villager said "Hey! Your Basher is dying!" by the time I switched to him... he was dead on the floor..... only got to use him once. But on the good side i got some good loot out of it.

[RubyRed]

I tried to loot my own body six times, died to the same to bears over and over again. The first time I was just proud of myself I was armered enough it took two bears to kill me. That was a long time ago.

[Prowny]

Leeches.
I was new and didn't even know they existed, so after walking several swamps my health started to drop, slowly and painfully.
I could only watch as my poor guy walked aimlessly with nothing but his impending doom on his mind until it was too late.

[NaoWhut]

This one time i had chased these two guys
to the shore and they each grabbed their
own boats and sailed a few tiles out. So i
figured i'd try and lure them closer by just
stepping in and treading water (maybe
they would get close enough for me to get
in their boats *shrug*)

Turns out something went wrong at the worst
time.... I had accidentally clicked the other
side of the river after alt tabbing back in and
then i couldn't do anything. Packet loss? i
dunno, but i just watched as my character
sloooowly paddled across the river and the
boaters started humping me with their boats
since they couldn't figure out what angle they
needed until they finally managed to stab me
while moving across the river. I made it about
3/4 of the way on my screen, still makes me
laugh and facepalm

[Avu]

I afk-ed waiting for ovens to bug while being in the same village as klaue.