Havenstuck - a CYOA about H&H!

[Smoopadoop]

Put your shoe over a strategically placed area and make a joke about foot size.

Flirt with the pretty flag lady again.

"Hey bb, wanna-"

Then ask Mother Germania (flag girl) if you can wear her dress.

"Hey, can I also-"


edited gif to make it slightly goodererer

[Tonkyhonk]

go pound sand in your ...whatever you like. (if youre still in the creation room.)

[painhertz]

Chop down tree. Tree in pooper.

[painhertz]

Chop down tree. Tree in pooper. Also: Tits and time stamp or GTFO.

[epicless]

Flirt with the manic-looking butcher.

[Kaios]

Your newly formed brain begins to manifest logical thoughts, one of which gives you the feeling that you are wasting time

(also some of you guys are really bad at this like come on painhertz there's no trees in the character creation room)

[GenghisKhan44]

OK; let's not waste any more time.

You can't leave without a name, so tell Mother Germania your name: Painhertz's Beard.

Also, for whatever reason, you have gender dysphoria.

[spawningmink]

you climb the ladder and become blinded by the light! you use your shoe as a visor

[Amanda44]

Using your shoe as a visor you take your first few steps out onto the forest floor ...... ouch!
You get a thorn in the foot!

[Flame]

How lucky, on the thorn ther's a worm!
If you don't bleed to death.