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Jackard
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
because they are muppets
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Jesus_Smith_Nandez
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
If my character were anatomically correct, he wouldn't be able to walk because his dik would be 2 big
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painhertz
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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alioli
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
wow.painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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painhertz
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."alioli wrote:wow.painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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GenghisKhan44
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Why?painhertz wrote:alioli wrote:painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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jordancoles
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Obama aint die foe dispainhertz wrote:Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."alioli wrote:wow.painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
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Jesus_Smith_Nandez
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Painhertz is married? Fuck, I wanted him to be my step-dad
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Sleep
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
Good point by your wife, if you don't carry apainhertz wrote:Well? My wife watched ants destroy my clothes and was like "Where is your cock?" And I was like "Good question."alioli wrote:wow.painhertz wrote:Literally EVERYONE missed my point. WHY ARE THERE NO COCKS AND VAGINAS? I mean come on the game has weed, coke, cock shaped lakes, a recipe called creamy cock, probably some psychedelics so what's the hang up with putting the fun bits in?
while fighting ants you have no idea what you're doing.This post was made by me.
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venatorvenator
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Re: Why aren't characters anatomically correct?
They were correct once. But they were cursed by the devs and must now find and reattach their own parts.
What do you think grubs are? That's where they all went.
What do you think grubs are? That's where they all went.
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